Zelnorm works.

Because their ad scared the crap out of me.

Zelnorm is a pharmaceutical that is apparently for people who have no success with laxatives. I’m checking uComics, when all of a fucking sudden, an arm reaches in from the left. :eek:

The arm goes on to pull up a woman’s shirt, to reveal her abdomen, with the words “abdominal pain * bloating * constipation” scribbled on it. It’s one of those “transparent” ads, or whatever you call them when they’re on top of the text, instead of a popup window.

Jesus Christ, don’t DO that!

(I would also Pit that financier’s ad that’s always in the right-hand border when I check Hotmail; the one that features a swaying cobra made out of percentages. But I don’t remember their name, because I always click away from it as soon as humanly possible. I’m not phobic about snakes, but cobras, specifically, are creepy.)

I got the fright of my life when the couple started talking to me on the Betty Crocker site.

I wish you could have warned me about that yesterday when I visted their site and toggling between tabs. When that lady started speaking, I thought someone was outside my house. Naturally, I opened the front door and no one was there. Thought I was going mad for about 2 minutes before I realized it was the stupid computer. :smack:

I am ZELNORM! FEAR ME! I will crush this puny planet in my iron fist!!