Are these ads for fucking real? C'mon! They can't be!

I use Firefox, so I don’t think I’m getting most of the ads some of you are bitching about.

But the little posted ads at the bottom of some threads are fucking hillarious!

Does your cunt stink?
Does your shit stink?
How about your arm pits?

You gotta listen to Renee in the ENZARA site froth on & on about her crotch rot. I realize that its a medical problem for some women, but the recorded testimonials are just over the top! How could those ladies use their real names and PICTURES! :smack:

Are you sure those weren’t from The Onion

I like the way the hoo-ha de-stinking pill site is designed so that you can play several “testimonials” simultaneously.

All those women gushing about how their self-esteem after $70 worth of snake-oil banished their offensive crotch stink sounds like a New York art installation when you run down the page and press “play” on them all at once.

Yes bizarre!

Those little posted ads at the bottom of the threads are all there is of the ads by the way, that is what some people are bitching about. Personally I think they are quite entertaining, particularly now that they are making a valid attempt at matching the ads to the threads.

Of course the threads complaining about the ads all being for mailing lists still have mailing list ads at the bottom.

I wonder if the vaginal-stench product just kills the person’s sense of smell. One lady said that it got rid of her foot odour too.

Poetic justice, if ever it existed.

How in god’s name an ad for “squirrel gifts” ended up at the bottom of this thread…

On second thought, I don’t wanna know.

Can the problem ever be as bad as these folks are portraying it? I like to think I have a fairly acute sense of smell and I’ve met people who smell of their food; others who smell of their under arm BO, or their dirty clothes, or just smell generally unwashed, or smell of tobacco, or their pets and so on, in fact, everyone smells of something. I’ve never met a single person who was discharging copious, noxious clouds of offensive vaginal odour. If this product is for real (and it seems to be), I wouldn’t be at all surprised to discover that the testimonials mostly come from people with some kind of compulsive psychological disorder (if they aren’t just shills, of course).

Deodorize Poop Itself
Not a joke - two Whiff caps a day & your poop won’t stink. Totally new.
www.takeawhiff.com
Ads by Goooooogle

Ahem. Nuff said…

I’m rather more boggled by the T-Shirt ads.

Rather than the SF salsa dance classes (No partner or experience required)?

At last! the answer, or at least half of the answer, to my lifelong quest

“I will not click on the ‘Girl’s Slumber Party in a Box’ ad. I will not click on the ‘Girl’s Slumber Party in a Box’ ad. I will not…”

So, umm, how was it?

I can tell I’m going to get some mild amusement from the juxtaposition of wildly inappropriate ads to the thread content. It’s like their filter gets switched around 180 degrees sometimes.

I wish I had your life.

I meet crotch rot weekly (no, not my own)–I find it at work.

As a nurse, I can tell you right now that nothing smells worse than a non-compliant diabetic/drug user/nonhygienic crotch. Ad obesity into the mix, or CA–it can become the Love Canal in more than one way.
Gas masks are not enough.

Problem is with this kind of thing–there might be something seriously wrong medically with these women. Instead of wasting money on “stink pretty”–they should get themselves to the Gyne and get it checked out.

From personal experience (I don’t have a vagina, but I’ve been around people who do), I can attest that there are some vaginas that exude an odor that can be detected from several feet away.

I smoke, and therefore don’t have an acute sense of smell, but there is one woman I had to meet with on a regular basis that put off a definite smell that could be detected by me from across a conference table. It wasn’t an offensive odor, but she definitely smelled of sex every time I met with her. Unless she made a habit of having sex on top of her clothes every morning, or rubbing one out immediately before the meetings, I’d have to conclude that it was coming from her nether regions.

Yeah. I barely paid any attention to the ads when they were first incorporated but now that they’re content-related, I find myself scrolling to the bottom of threads to see 'em!

I wonder if they’ve gotten to the weirder GQ threads yet.

Forgot to add that I felt like Multiple Miggs everytime she showed up at the meeting,

We now have the ‘Gotta Poop wristband’ advertisement at the bottom of this thread. Really, what the hell?

I came into this thread simply to note that at the forum selection page, this was listed as the latest thread to be posted to and was called “Are these ads for fucking…”

Certainly paints one hell of a different picture than the title itself.

OK, that’s it, I’m turning the ads back on, you guys are having too much fun without me!

I’m amazed that women actually agreed to have their picture included in testimonials for the snootch deodorant. I wonder if they just grabbed random pictures of women of the net and used those.

That’s got to be quite a surprise to find your pic (or your daughter’s or Mom’s) there.