Are these ads for fucking real? C'mon! They can't be!

I also turned ads back on to see what people are laughing at. I wonder if this was on purpose somehow…

What threads are you guys seeing these ads in? I haven’t seen them.

This thread. The ads seem to change every time a thread is loaded, so maybe with a reload you’ll get to see the nasty cootchie ones.

:smiley:

I take back my gripe about the ads - sometimes they make a thread a hell of a lot better than it’d be without. (I’m reading on lunch break from Firefox-less work at the moment.) However, I still wish there was a bit clearer border between the end of the thread and them, so I wouldn’t expect another post to be there, only to scroll down and see ads.

Two things I love about this page:
1: The title HTML code: “Fishy Vaginal Odor Eliminate Fishy Odor Bacterial Vaginosis Vaginal”
2: The quote offered by Kathleen Arnez (Bank Branch Manager) – “Now My Friends See A Totally Different Person”. Ummm…is “see” really utilizing the correct sense here?

Tsk. Someone who smells of sheep dip is in no position to judge.

Ohh, I have!
I was in one of those rent, sell, & buy Video game stores, and there was the most overpowering, offensive, feminine BO stench rolling off an otherwise normal looking girl. It was funny, but not funny. The look on some peoples faces as they walked within the twenty foot dangerzone was priceless. It was always “Ehhh…what the Hell is that!”, then realization and subdued glances of disgust and then finally embarassment.

One guy actually jockeyed for position and fell back in line. I thought twice about leaving the line and going to browse the farwall titles! I didn’t, but I’ll never forget that smell. It transported me to a time before soap and modern hygiene. I imagined and realized in full aromatic, rutting glory the time of Cavemen and what mating must have really meant …twasn’t really pleasant for my jaded nose.

Seems like a good enough place to mention my favorite of the ads so far:

Roman Catholic Saints
Huge selection of new and used
Check out the great deals!

There’s a Beatles thread in the Café with Punk Rock ads.

We may need to start a MPSIMS for these. Look what I just ran into:

Free Message Boards
Visit the New AOL - Find Games at the New, Free AOL

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I have. I suspect the horrible smell is from a yeast infection, basing this on the first time I smelled this distinct awfulness the person in question was unacquainted with TMI and mentioned she’d be leaving class for her gyno appointment to figure out what was wrong with her. If I smelled like that a doctor’s office would be the only place amongst other people I wouldn’t be ashamed to go.