Well, after his comments at lunch yesterday, my guess is that he’s probably too busy being worked over by five fabulous gay men.
Is this the series with articles from Pop Mech? I think mine’s from '52. I like the plans for a powered paddleboard (you lay flat in the water and it pulls you along) that uses a 1930s vintage lawnmower engine. Hmmmm, you’re behind this thing right in the path of its exhaust. That’s fully thought out!
Psssst! Big boy! Check this one out.
Hey, can some of you guys send me free books too?
Of course I do. I could have him sleep in a shoebox at the end of my bed, and then take him to work with me, where he’ll spend the day fixing the copier by climbing into the gears and making me a Mini-Cooper. I’ll buy him a hot wheels car to drive around in, and we’ll go to the park and have picnics and it’ll be so coolthatwellhangouttogethereverydayandhellbemybestestfriendforeverandeverandI’llcallhimLittleBoyMechanicandhellcallmeBigHamletandwe’llneverhavetogotoschoolagain!!!
A man can dream can’t he.
lieu, I know that you’ve been going through a rough patch at home lately. I hope things are getting better and that this was able to brighten your day a little bit. Email me when you want to trade some camera batteries for one of the Petomane books. I’ll hold a copy just for you, so take your time.
No useless Pit threads, please. We have enough to do as it is. This is not a rant - so don’t place it here.