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I’m trying to decide who is the bigger douchebag–the person who reported it, or the person who got the report and decided to write you up. I think either would be more useful to humanity as dog food.
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Hey leave to poor puppies out of this 
Maybe they are the same person?
That is all kinds of fucked up.
At this point you have to decide if you want to fight it or let it go. Are there other issues at work that you are involved in that they feel they need to give you a warning about but technically can’t so they made up this shitty verbal warning as a way to scare you into dropping the other subject?
This is what happened to me.
In April of last year my boss was let go and I and several others got a new boss. Now I like her quite a bit but she is very anti-smoking. She has five employees, four are smokers.
After several months as our boss she sent out an email that was a reminder that “company policy was that if you smoked and intended to take smoke breaks that your lunch should be reduced by half to make up for the smoke breaks”
I researched and there is no company policy on smoking. The only thing the handbook states is that there is no smoking in the building and only allowed in the outside designated smoking area. There is no other policy and all of the other managers don’t give a squat about their employees going outside every hour or two for a seven minute smoke break. Hell people spend more time gabbing in the halls then I take having a smoke.
I brought the issue to HR who claims they discussed it with management and they were reviewing the smoking policy.
A month later I was dragged into the bosses office for a private meeting to discuss my attendance. By this time it was September and I still had three sick days and four vacation days left. Sure I had called off when I was sick but I still had plenty of time left. They give us 10 paid sick days a year. It was a verbal warning only, I did not receive any paperwork about it and nothing was placed into my employee file. Oh and she reminded me of the smoking policy while I was in her office.
The point was to intimidate me into dropping the smoking policy issue. I have been there over fifteen years and at this point do not want to start any rifts in my employment so I dropped it. I never went back to HR about it nor did HR get back to me as they stated they would.
I still take an hour lunch as the handbook claims I get as a full time salary employee and I still take the same about of smoke breaks as I always have. I feel in a way I won but I now have an attendence warning hanging over my head.
Anyway, is there something else going on? Is there some other issue you are involved in or they think you are involved in? Are there some bad feelings going on between you and another co-worker?
If there is nothing then I would think that someone has it out for you.