Didn’t we already do this with a letter?
Please, think of the hamsters!
Too stupid to live. Lockdown. Wait… where’s my lockdown button? It’s not fair!
1 is the lonliest number…
2 late. We’re off and running!
3rd times the charm.
4 what it’s worth.
But it’s a five oclock world when the whistle blows…
Sixty-nine!
I’m heading down to the 7-11. Anyone need anything?
Eight o’clock bean coffee, please.
Nein! Nein! Nein! Not again!
10-Q, but I will not be participating in this.
Happy
[Spinal Tap]
Eleven, our amps go to eleven!
[/Spinal Tap]
I can think of 12 good reasons why we shouldn’t do this…
Friday 13 comes on Tuesday this week…
Fourteen carrot love,
Fourteen carrot love . . .
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest . . .
16… 4 squared and 2 to the 4th. The only non-trivial time where x^y = y^x.
Or following the post a little more closely…
Sixteen candles…
17… Seventeen hamsters died today when a pointless thread drove out of control… This is truly a sad day.