Zero

Didn’t we already do this with a letter?

Please, think of the hamsters!

Too stupid to live. Lockdown. Wait… where’s my lockdown button? It’s not fair!

1 is the lonliest number…

2 late. We’re off and running!

3rd times the charm.

4 what it’s worth.

But it’s a five oclock world when the whistle blows…

Sixty-nine!

I’m heading down to the 7-11. Anyone need anything?

Eight o’clock bean coffee, please.

Nein! Nein! Nein! Not again!

10-Q, but I will not be participating in this.

Happy

[Spinal Tap]
Eleven, our amps go to eleven!
[/Spinal Tap]

I can think of 12 good reasons why we shouldn’t do this…

Friday 13 comes on Tuesday this week…

Fourteen carrot love,
Fourteen carrot love . . .

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest . . .

16… 4 squared and 2 to the 4th. The only non-trivial time where x^y = y^x.

Or following the post a little more closely…
Sixteen candles…

17… Seventeen hamsters died today when a pointless thread drove out of control… This is truly a sad day.