W00t. Heinz’s 37 ways strikes again!
I’ll be 38 in a little over 3 months…erk!
I’m 39…
My wife just turned 40…
I’m trading her in for two 20 year olds! 
Lizzie Borden took an ax
And gave her mother 40 whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father 41.
I was really hoping that this was going to be about that Smashing Pumpkins song. Damn!
LC
42 is the meaning of life.
If 42 is the meaning of life, 43 is even better!
T T T T + errant golf shot =
Four T FORE!!!
45 is 90 divided by 2
46 probably had an important history date on it, bit I don’t know it.
46
fourteen - tenure + portly + ump - plump + sex but i before e = forty six
I’l be 47 on October 25, 2032…If I counted right
48 is two days.
“I was born in forty-nine,
A Cold War kid in McCarthy time . . .”
If you have 50, that’s one half of 100. And that’s one tenth of 1000. Which is close to a million. Or so I hear.
Come in Number 51, Your Time Is Up…
(Pink Floyd, for those who don’t know)
There was a small number, about 52,
It’s second digit was colored blue.
If it were fifty-two more,
It’d be a hundred and four.
Grab your Casio and check, it’s true.
My ex hubby pulled that on me once in front of a bunch of people.
“Yah, when the old lady turns 40, I’m trading her in for 2/20’s”
I just looked at him and said:
“You ain’t wired for 220…you’ll blow up for sure!”
Shut him up for a while I did…heh
I like Chevy/GMC pickups from the late-40s to early-50s. 53 was the last year for that particular design.
54 is like 45 only different.