ZILCH!

Mister Dobolina, Mister Bob Dobolina…


Ass-Toaster Extraordinaire, SDMBSRC

Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self-defense.

Alright, I give up. I did an exhaustive search, and I couldn’t find the artist of that song. I loved that song, and can’t for the life of me remember who did it. Please tell me now or my head is going to explode.

Was it not on one of the Monkees’ albums?


The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Yep, it’s the Monkees.

Mistadobalina, Mistabobdobalina, Mistabobdobalina,
won’t you quit
you really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior
you’re gonna make me flip and then an army couldn’t save ya
why don’t you behave ya little rugrat
take a little tip from the tabloid
because I know I’m not paranoid
when I say I saw ya tryin’ to mock me
now you and your crew are on a mission tryin’ to hawk me
but it isn’t happenin’ ya fraudulent foes
you used to front big time now I suppose
that everything’s cool since the style of apparel you adopted
you used to make fun of but now you wanna rock it
so you gotta kick it with the homies
but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies
me and CM-PX thought about this and never have we seen a
brother who could look like Mista, Mista, Mistadobalina…

And yadda, yadda, yadda

Zilch was just a rhyming thing they picked up on the road, no writer or anything, like any rhyming game. Though I do know where the never mind the furthermore the plea is self defence is from.