Where’s my kukri ?
Damn, did I get drunk and give it to one of my brothers again ? I need to start ordering them by the bushel.
It’s at the top of the stairs. I live in Vancouver now, it’s a direct flight, come visit.
That said, if you drop by without calling first, I suggest you yell ‘I’m your brother, I’m not a zombie!’ as you come in, unless you want me to “bring it to you”.
If the Zombies ever gain the ability to form crude speech, such as “Not Zombie!”, then things will get very interesting.
In that case, you may want to call first.
Z+, and I take pride in my emotional numbness.
The background music for that quiz was the bestest!
I got an “A” but in the partials there were several Fs.
I’m reasonably sure that I flunk any question related to firearms - but knowing how to make explosives has to be a big plus 
And it didn’t even ask whether I can make them out of household items (yes I can).