ZOMBIE THREADSPOTTING: Bacon Salt

Wow, that’s pretty damn good.

Oh lord. All the pressure on me now. I had actual bacon today at breakfast and still think the salt tastes like bacon. I badly wanted to put bacon salt on the bacon, but could not, mostly because I left my bacon salt at work. But at least now I have a reason to go into work on Monday.

You mean you don’t want all your food to taste like bacon? We have a heretic amongst us! :stuck_out_tongue:

I just started a new job after five months unemployment and the three pack is my first splurge spend. Could I have had anything better for my first splurge???
Oh and…
bacon bacon bacon bacon

there’s always tofu cheese . . . :smiley: (where’s the little Jewish smilie when you need him?)

okay, I finished reading the thread and
You all are a bunch of freaky bacon sluts
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and I’m pleased to know you :smiley:

Oh, the steamed clams with bacon salt look divine. I may have to order some of this stuff.
(afterall, I buy my salt from a place in Utah–why not get my bacon salt from somewhere in Washington?)

heh heh… bacon slut.

That’s an image I could have done without…

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LOL. Get out of my mind! :smiley:

I’m weak. <hangs head in shame>

I swore that I would wait (1) until the reviews were in and (2) until I had money. I’ve done neither. I’ve been swept up in the Bacon Salt wave and place my order tonight.

Bacon Salt…the crack of the new millenium.

<sigh>

I was thinking Pope A-swine-ovian I (with apologies to Isaac).

Too late now, but we should have all Paypal’ed our money to Pork Rind and had him buy out the store! Ah, well…the end result will be worth all the anticibacon.

And yet, here it is!

[Amazon Floozy Goddess started a thread back in June 2005 titled “I’ll make a cartoon from your anagram!”. I related, in post #294, that my DoperName anagrams to “Bacon Slut. Oink!”, whereupon AFG produced the linked image in Group #8, image #12 of her outstanding cartoon series.]

I’m not usually one for “flavored salts” (why use garlic salt when you have fresh garlic?), but I think I need to order some Bacon Salt…

This gave me the best idea ever. Bacon… flavored… sex… I’ll report back after I run this by the girlfriend.

We await reports with bated breath…I think :dubious:

You mean, you await that report with Baconed breath

I have been depressed about my precarious financial situation before, but never so much as now, when I must wait two more paychecks before I can order my BaconSalt. Then I got offered a chance to work some overtime, and as I mentally added up how much extra money I will get from the overtime, I delegated one hour of work to earning the purchase price of the three-pack. I have designated today, between noon and 1 pm, as “The BaconSalt Hour”, since that is the time I will be the hungriest, right before the possibility of a break. While I slave away at the mind-numbing task planned for that hour (straightening all the piles of boxes of understock products in the back room of the store so that they are perfectly straight and pulled to the front of the shelf…bigwigs visiting this week) I will dwell on all the tempting recipes listed here, and try to plan what bacony delights I will attempt…and who I will endeavor to convert. First one that comes to mind is adding it to my homemade onion dip…
Bacon, bacon, bacon…

kittenblue bacony flavored onion dip! You are now on my list of heroes (heroines?)! There shall be bacony onion dip in da cave when my bacon salt arrives!

Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon

Ordered the three-pack. Looks like I’ll be dreaming up bacony recipes for 1-3 weeks…

Oh yeah… bacon bacon bacon

You are a genius! I also have a home made onion dip and I completely forgot! I’m going to try this, as well!

The BaconSalt Hour is coming up, be strong, BaconSalt awaits you!

When will this stuff be available in supermarkets?

More urgently, when will it be available in the UK?.