74.57%
Not as good as I’d hoped. I picked the pipe.
I scored a 63%, but if a real zombie outbreak happened, I would be actively counterproductive. See, outside of fantasy movies, dead things don’t walk around. Sure, they’re incredibly infectious and trying to eat our brains, but they’re sick. They should be quarantined and cured, not shot in the head. Of course, if these are actually supernatural undead zombies, that’s just the wrong approach.
I got 88.3%.
My experience with chainsaws (at least mine) is that it’s a real bitch to fire up if it hasn’t been started in a while. If the gas can is rusty then chances are the gas has been sitting there for a while too. I wouldn’t expect to get the chainsaw started before the zombies get to me.
Also, I don’t have any experience using a chainsaw as a weapon, but I strongly suspect that it doesn’t work anywhere near as well in real life as it does in the movies.
I went with the rifle. All of the old ammo I have ever tried has fired with no problem. Plus, I’ve got a fair amount of experience with a rifle and I’m confident that I’ll take out the first few zombies with a head shot. I can’t tell how many there are, so I may get all of them before I run out of ammo or before they get close. If not, the butt end of the rifle makes a very effective club.
If given the choice, I probably would have stood at the bottom of the stairs with the rifle and retreated as necessary, but that wasn’t an option in the quiz.
I didn’t think about it until after the quiz, but the sound of the rifle is likely to attract more zombies, as is the sound of the chainsaw. The lead pipe would have the advantage of being the quietest form of attack. Too late to change my answer though. I would have fired off the first shot before I thought about how many zombies it was going to attract.
76% - I made good headway on the survival stuff, then lost it on the weapons. Shoot.
ETA: I went with the lead pipe - I’d prefer a baseball bat, but you take what you can find.
The CWO3 boyfriend who’s about to hit 16 years got an 88.76. Guess those extra few years make a positive difference. 
73%. I went with the gun, but I don’t necessarily think that brought my score down. I only own one gun instead of several, I live in a metropolitan area, and I am not in shape - I think those are big drawbacks to my survival.
Time to buy more guns and start working out. I’m not moving out of Denver yet, though.
I retook it, answering like I was cross between Rambo and Chuck Norris and only scored an 85.
Almost 91%. I went with the pipe on the theory that zombiism is contagious and all the fluids splashing around would be a very bad idea. In reality I’d start at the base of the stairs with the rifle and fall back to the pipe when/if the rifle malfunctions or I run out of ammo.
You’re going to be the first one to go. 
Everyone knows you shot zombies in the head when they’re in groups. Chainsaws (dismemberment) is only when you’re face with one or a small number. Depending on the lore, if a limb it missing (legs) it will still crawl and look for brains.
I did the same, and got it up to 96%. I think I took some hits on the last page, for stuff like, “You see someone trapped in a car, what do you do?” and the weapon question, which have subjective answers that could all be defended as equally valid.
I got %74.7706422018349 on the
Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Survival Quiz!
I picked the pipe. I’ll leave the chain-saw for Ash.
what I’d like to know is who tried to help the person in the overturned vehicle?
I went with ‘Cover my ears’. 
I’m not proud about it but I was trying to be truthful.
I got %93.1651376146789 on the
Ultimate Zombie Apocalypse Survival Quiz!
I guess I’m a natural zombiepocolypse survivor as I chose real answers. (shrug) I also let the nice person in the car die. (grimace)
I chose the pipe. The chainsaw and gun’s reliability were suspect, so I lay my hopes in bashing a few zombie skulls and dashing up the stairs. The addition of the quiet factor for the pipe verses the other two seems important too!
I picked the hunting rifle. Way I see it, chainsaws are fine as far as they go, but they’re messy as hell, and if one drop of infected zombie blood gets in your mouth or your eyes then you’re royally fucked. Then again, I only got 63%, so feel free to take that with a grain of salt.
I have my doubts about the quiz’s accuracy. Surely the first question should have been “Do you succumb easily to peer pressure?”
I’m old and fat and I got 70.6% and change.
I also chose the spoiler weapon, mostly because it would have been the most fun and I don’t really care if I survive, since I’m old. And fat.
%44.0366972477064!
Dead, Significant digits and all.
75.45%, it appears I’ll be among the survivors. Sorry if you were the screamer in the car :(.
53.21 %.
I picked the chainsaw because I’m a lousy shot and I didn’t see what good the gas would do.
88%!!!
If you are in that overturned car you can scream all you want and I won’t come to save you. I would really like to but, you know, in a few hours you are going to be just another zombie wanting to eat my brains.
If I have a clear shot I’ll just take you out of the game ahead of time. No, don’t try to thank me.
I live in a rural area, hunt, fish, camp, have all the equipment, and can see several guns from where I sit, and I have never understood why people in zombie movies even try to survive in a city. Get the fuck out and put as much distance as you can between you and other people. The whole ‘banding together to survive’ is a bad idea. People suck, dead people suck your brains. The more people you have around, the more potential dead people/zombies you have to put up with.
Cities will be the first to die in any real sustained emergency, even without zombies. Without the constant pipeline of the transportation industry that feeds the city, they can’t last even a few weeks.
I’d like to see those rotting bastards shuffling up 50 miles of logging road while I pick them off at a distance.
I chose the rifle and the old ammunition. Ammunition takes a long time to go bad, guns last forever almost, if they are not damaged. All you chainsaw people are going to be throwing the damn thing at the zombies as your last act.
I helped the guy in the car. Us normals got to stick together, you know.