I vote for standing up in a hammock. What could be worse than that?
In the backseat of a volkswagon beetle?
Standing on a swivel chair
[ul]… **Hanging from a chandelier! **
…
[sup]With the lights turned out[/sup][/ul]
You’re in luck; the worst possible way is the only way I know how to do it!
In a sea kayak?
Hmm…
How about perched on a barrel, going over Niagra Falls? Or straddled across a kayak in semi-still water, just before you hit the rapids?
On a playground swing (especially one of those swings that has a flexible rubber seat area)? I guess that’s a lot like standing up in a hammock.
On a patch of thistles? On an expanse of Antarctic
ice?
Darn! Sorry for the semi-simulpost, Finagle.
With your tongue stuck to a flagpole.
On top of a fire ant nest.
Unconscious and unaware.
I’m not sure Smoove B would approve of any of this.
With my parents watching.
No, wait, that’s going too far. I don’t want anybody that badly.
Even worse would be while watching your parents!
In a pile of half-dead jellyfish.
In a pile of long-dead jellyfish…
On the hood of a car that has just been driven non-stop across the continent, on a hot day.
On a Pogo-Stick…
Going downhill.
Standing up to your neck in a cesspool.
On the wing of a 767 at 35,000 feet.
In a kiddie pool stocked with angry pirahnas.