Have you tried this sexual position?

A friend of mine told me about this one, called “rodeo style”. Similar to doggystyle, only halfway through, you tell her:

“Your sister was better.”

and see how long you can hold on…

we have a variation of that one at university. it’s also called rodeo, but involves shouting a different girls name and seeing how long you can hold on. one of my mates tried this, but his gf knew of it and actually collapsed laughing… :slight_smile:

How long before this thread turns into a “No means no/date rape” extravaganza?

3 posts, apparantly.

I heard John Bobbit was the originator

There’s a whole website of dirty proverbs like that called, remarkably enough, Dirty Proverbs. Google it if you like, I won’t link it here.

It’s astonishing how ignorant some of them are. Even more astonishing, however, is the number of people who claimed to have done some of the stuff listed there.

Look at your own risk.

Heh, the Snopes boards (which have decided to not let me register for some reason :() posted a link to this… things like the Glass Bottom Boat or the (famous) Dirty Sanchez.

no but I HAVE done the one where I was astride a guy and told him his brother was better!! :smiley: YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW

You see, my friends at work and I are big fans of Joe Dirt and we made this bet…
Go home, have sex with your SO and in the middle of it shout out “I am your sister, I am your sister”
After all the giggling ended my SO told me if I ever used that line in bed again I would be out.
My other friends chickened out but shared a good laugh over what happened to me.
I’m guessing in my case it helped that SO had seen the movie as well otherwise the reaction could have been much worse and not so funny.

There’s a female version of this. You wait until he’s at the point of no return, clamp his hips with your legs as hard as you can and yell “WE’RE GONNA MAKE A BABY!!!”

I bet this works even better when you’re male.

:smiley: that’s the funniest damn thing i’ve read since the female ejactulation thread. I could just picture his face. evil grin

lol that would REALLY freak my DH out since we already made one surprise baby and I’ve been “fixed” :stuck_out_tongue:

Not amused.

I was at a friend’s house watching TV while he and his girlfriend were screwing in the bedroom. After a while I heard him scream/grunt TOMCAT!!! followed by crashing and screaming and him running out of the room with a smile on his face and a towel wrapped around his body. She was pissed.

-Tcat

yeah. sounds like what i said above Tomcat. my mate yelled out the name of the girl in the room next to them, and even funnier, she yelled back the name of the girl my mate was currently, um, enjoying…
nobody got hurt tho, except from excessive laughter…