Seacrest, OUT!
Next!
“What was that?”
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In response to the OP:
snore
[Seinfeld]
Good luck with all that.
[/Seinfeld]
“You know, I think it’s about time we repainted the ceiling.”
exasperated sigh Are you quite finished?
Say the safe word.
Whoops…
As Colin Mochrie said on Whose Line Is It Anyway?:
Thanks, keep the change.
Don’t say anything. Just run to the bathroom and brush and floss like there’s no tomorrow.
I actually heard this when I was in college, through the thin walls in my boyfriend’s apartment. We could hear his roomate getting it on and then…
snap! (of the rubber being pulled off)
Girl: “I’m done!”
Guy: “What the F*#$?”
“They’ve got this fete on at the church”
(In which Mal plays second fiddle to a bric-a-brac stall.)
Oooooh. House is coming on.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Don’t say anything. Just run to the bathroom and brush and floss like there’s no tomorrow.
[/QUOTE]
…or run to the bathroom and throw up…
How about make eye contact and then…
“Was there something?”
“Hold on, I’ll go get you a towel”
“Oh- I just remembered- your mom called”
“I’m starving”
“i Win! I Win!”
Loudly: “Three… two… one.”
Then bite their face.
“Well, I’m done” then get up and go watch TV.
Woah! Looks like the Dumpster’s full!
fart
Oh shit, look at the time! I gotta split.