Seacrest, OUT!
Next!
“What was that?”
<<<Look at the ads!!! What’s up with that?>>>
In response to the OP:
snore
[Seinfeld]
Good luck with all that.
[/Seinfeld]
“You know, I think it’s about time we repainted the ceiling.”
exasperated sigh Are you quite finished?
Say the safe word.
Whoops…
As Colin Mochrie said on Whose Line Is It Anyway?:
Thanks, keep the change.
Don’t say anything. Just run to the bathroom and brush and floss like there’s no tomorrow.
I actually heard this when I was in college, through the thin walls in my boyfriend’s apartment. We could hear his roomate getting it on and then…
snap! (of the rubber being pulled off)
Girl: “I’m done!”
Guy: “What the F*#$?”
“They’ve got this fete on at the church”
(In which Mal plays second fiddle to a bric-a-brac stall.)
Oooooh. House is coming on.
…or run to the bathroom and throw up…
How about make eye contact and then…
“Was there something?”
“Hold on, I’ll go get you a towel”
“Oh- I just remembered- your mom called”
“I’m starving”
“i Win! I Win!”
Loudly: “Three… two… one.”
Then bite their face.
“Well, I’m done” then get up and go watch TV.
Woah! Looks like the Dumpster’s full!
fart
Oh shit, look at the time! I gotta split.