This is what my BIL used to say to my SIL when he was feeling romantic.
An old boyfriend once told me that if he ever decided to settle down and get married, he’d still want to keep me around for the kinky stuff. :rolleyes:
What’s the most non romantic thing you’ve heard/said.
“Let’s get married now, rather than waiting a year like we planned. We’ll get a tax break that way.”
HillbillyQueen, I’ve seen the pictures. It may not necessarily be the most romantic thing ever said, but I have to admit a certain logic to keeping you around for the kinky stuff…
Hillbilly queen… your brother in law and his sister used to get romantic?
I once sat within earshot of a couple that had just met at a bar. Things seemed to be going swimmingly for a few hours, they would talk, laugh, have some drinks, etc. At the end of the night, I swear he said to her “I got too much respect for you to ask you for a blow job. Can I just bang you?”
:smack: :smack: :smack:
He got neither.
:smack: Let me clarify. Brother in law and sister in law are married, not brother and sister.
Thanks Ethilrist, that’s sweet… kind of.
I’ve been told that an acquaintance of mine is fond of the line, “hey, why don’t we find somewhere to be alone, so you can suck my dick?”
I’ve also been told that it has worked on more than one occasion.
Well, nothing in particular, but my wife just loves it (okay, not really) when I turn mundane conversational phrases into something nasty.
“Damn, I just dropped my ham sandwich.”
“Yeah? Later on, maybe you can drop my ham sandwich.”
or
“Hey, honey, come see what the secret ingredient is on Iron Chef. Then after the baby’s asleep, I’ll show you my secret ingredient.”
P.S., it never works.
i love doing that. but all i get is rolled eyes. 
“Come on baby, drink my children.”
Only heard it used in a story about someone else asking a woman for a blowjob, but it seemed just a shade unromantic to me.
I was standing in line at a crowded McDonald’s. A middle-aged bus drive (he was wearing the uniform) was in line next to me, but the lines were not well defined because it was so crowded. His line wound up spilling over into my line, and he bumped into me. He turned halfway around to look at me, and said, “Sorry for buttin’ into you.” Then he did a double-take and said, “Not that I’d *mind * buttin’ ya.”
Then we had sex right there on the floor.
Said to me one night: “Brace yourself”
I had one ex that instead of trying to “warm” things up, would just grab my hand, slide it down his pants and say “My dicks hard. Wanna have sex?” After about a year of this I finally answered him one day with “Sure why not, I’ve got 3 minutes to spare.” 
alright, alright…after getting nekkid it was probably more like 7 minutes…but thats stretching it.
Here’s one I thought of a couple days ago.
“You know, there’s no part of my body that I wouldn’t put into any part of your body.”
The DEFINITION of “romantic”!
A friend of mine, on seeing a beautiful woman walking down the street, remarked to me “Damn, I’d like to get up in her guts.”
I can only assume he has sense enough not to use this phrase around any actual women.
Goodness. All of a sudden my friend who was fond of “Man, I can just see myself intrudin’ on that shit!” seems a tiny bit more suave 
.
This is now officially The Creepiest Thing I Have Heard This Week.
Hey…have you got someplace I can plug this in?
“Look, I’m tired of playing games, you’re tired of playing games…let’s have anal.”
::madly scribbles note for next Chicago trip::
::makes plans to spend $135 elsewhere::
Um, so your brother married a woman (your sister in law), your sister married a man (your brother in law), all for of them got divorsed, and then your SIL married your BIL?
and I try so hard not to think these things of “hillbillies”…
-lv
God, I am the king of those kinds of remarks. You’re right, it never has worked. 
Your husband’s brother’s wife is not your sister-in-law. She’s only your husband’s sister-in-law.
You should’ve said “My BIL and his wife”.
Otherwise you start living up to the Hillbilly mythos a lot more than you’d probably want to admit.