John Giorno used this line in the song Scum and Slime
Nope, we’ve always referred to eachother as sister’s in law. And everyone else I know (even the ones who aren’t hillbillies) does it. And however YOU do it, in YOUR family is the right way for YOU.
To all the people who talked me out of changing my username a few weeks ago, THIS is what I was talking about.
The phrase, “He’s/She’s so corn!”*
I’ll put it in a spoiler box, because it disgusts me so bad
Meaning, "they’re so hot I’d eat the corn out of their shit.
Now, if you’re excuse me, I’m going to vomit.
I suppose that is fair enough but in the actual definition of the word she is not your sister in law.
You’re wrong. They are both in-laws. Shit. Even I understood this, and I married my brother-in-law!!!
That statement alone might make me Hillbilly Queen’s sister-in-law!!!
[channelling Sam the Eagle]
You’re all… WEIRDOS!
I am so confused right now. Even with the statement that followed.
Oh, and Gundy, had I known it was that easy (was it the suave line or the Transit Authority uniform that did it for you) I’d have never left Chicago.
So that’s where the boy gets his inordinate interest in public transportation, and lust for all things Ronald.
It’s all beginning to make sense.
/me checks the CTA’s employment opportunities webpage…
Reminds me of that old joke:
I don’t know a lot about unromantic lines (unless one counts the cheesiness factor of what we said back in high school), but unromantic booty settings? I got your back.
One time at band camp–er, home, auntie em and I were feeling amorous, so we decided to do, you know, the thing. The stereo was playing in the background (which was fine), but the CD switched over to Wham!'s Make It Big album. It was a valiant effort on our part, but we had to admit defeat after about three minutes.
If I wasn’t passingly familiar with their musical stylings, I’d say that Wham!: Make It Big! would be perfect for doing the wild thing. But since I am somewhat acquainted with their work, I have to ask: Why do you own a Wham! CD?
“I’d love to coat your throat with the stuff from my scroat.”
No, I’ve never actually used this one.
About 7 years ago I met this girl at a bar in Houston. She was really hot and she seemed to like me (I know, I know, I couldn’t figure out why either). Anyway, I’m generally pretty laid back and smooth, but sometimes after I few drinks I get bold. Anyway, I whispered in her ear that there were so many things that I’d like to do to her. With a mischievous look she asked , “Oh really? Like what?” Thinking back the next morning, I couldn’t believe what I said in response: (Exact quote) “For one thing, I’d like to stick my tongue up your ass.” I suppose I was just very lucky, but that statement turned her on beyond belief.
“Hey…While your down there…”
Whatever happened to “Get yer coat love, you’ve pulled”?
:: squints ::
Hey - is that you, dear? 
King of the double (& single) entendres, my hubby is.
one I overheard in college…
Him: gimme a blowjob.
Her: no.
Him: gimme a blowjob.
Her: no.
Him: gimme a blowjob.
Her: OK!
All I can say is that three years of fertility treatments leads to really romantic lovemaking :rolleyes:
“Come on, we need to do it right now”
“Temperature’s high, quick, get hard”
“It’s Tuesday, we need to bang”
“Come here, you little semen receptacle you.”
Or, as my ex-wife said while she was packing her bags to move out:
“How about if we back-date the divorce application to December? That way I can file as a single.”