My husband & I have several of these that I can think of:
1.)A few bricks short of a load.
2.)Not enough cups in the cupboard.
3.)Not playing with a full deck.
4.)Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
5.)Touched or Tetched.
And the hand’s off favorite:
6.)Porch light’s on but nobody’s home.
What expressions do you use?
My wife and I have a few:
that person must:
Be a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
Have fell off the asshole tree and hit every branch on the way down. (same goes for ugly tree) <- a little too mean though.
damn I’m drawing a blank. I’ll come back to it.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A dime short of a nickel.
Dumb as a box of rocks. (If they’re a dumb ass, of course.)
That (guy/girl/whatever) needs a format and reinstall. (I’m a computer geek, what do you want form me?)
Rather an Odd child, hmmm?
Total waste of skin and oxygen.
Him/her and the crack that s/he smokes.
He’s a special case.
No one else has his special talents, or would want them.
I can’t say enough good things about him.
Crazy as a Shit-House Rat!
His morality and intellect is equitable to the curd what thrives on the underside of municiple toilet seats.
Crazy as a syphilitic monkey!
(from a Dean Koontz book)
Not the brightest bulb on the tree
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
About as sharp as a sack of wet mice
Looks like he wandered off.
NQR (stands for not quite right).
John is …
more than happy. (thanks, George Carlin)
His mother must be SOOO proud (rolling eyes).
One wheel in the sand.
A few tacos short of a combination plate.
Doesn’t have both oars in the water.
Are you trying to kill this thread or something?
My favorite: His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
She has spiders in her head.
(often shortened to just a whispered “Spiders”.
*Two short of a brick-shit house
Mother’s a virgin, I swear
Got a loaf of bread with no butter
He eats hamsters
I used to be his flatmate - always had problems with toilet paper
I don’t know*
She’s several standard deviations away from the mean. (This is for anyone who has a background in statistics).
That guy is a lost ball in the high weeds.
So far short of a six-pack she doesn’t even have the plastic thingie it came in.
Mind like a cotton sock.
From my boyfriend: “Dwugs have huwt her widdle bwain.”