I’m interested in some variations on the following theme…
Please feel free to add as many funnies as you’ve ever heard, because my other half reckons he’s heard them all
… a beer short of a six-pack,
… a sandwich short of a picnic,
… not the sharpest knife in the drawer (stolen from another thread / can’t remember who or where)
… not the brightest penny to come out of the mint,
… etc…
Am looking forward to seeing what sort of insults the doper’s can come up with, along these lines, because I’m sure we can prove my other half that there are planty more out there that he hasn’t heard yet !
A few planes short of an airforce.
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A flower short of an arrangement.
A flying buttress short of a cathedral.
He’s eight pawns short of a gambit.
Going through life pushing doors marked “Pull”.
Bright as an acetylene torch – without an oxygen supply.
If his IQ was two points higher he’d be a rock.
-running a slug instead of a hamster
-a few quarts short of a gallon
-one sperm that should have been swallowed
-not the brightest lamp on the street
-not the fastest car on the track
-not the sharpest pencil in the box
I’ll post more when i remember them…