These are actual places...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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WARNING: the following* contains some foul language, and as this is not the pit, I thought I’d give fair warning.

Who’d A Thought It, AL

Eek, AK

Greasy Corner, AR
Turkey Scratch, AR

Zzyzx Spings, CA

Two Eggs, FL

What Cheer, IA

Rabbit Hash
Bug
Sugar Tit
O.K., KY

Lick Skillet
Bugtussle
Chocolate Bayou
Ding Dong
Looneyville
Jot 'Em Down
Cut and Shoot, TX

Knockemstiff
Pee Pee
Lickskillet, OH

Bowlegs, OK

Tightwad
Peculiar
Jerk Tail, MO

Hot Coffee
Goodfood, MS

Sleepy Eye
Dinkytown, MN

Bald Friar
Number Nine, MD

Brainy Boro
Cheesequake, NJ

Rabbit Shuffle
Stiffleknee Knob, NC

Yell
Bugscuffle, TN

Lick Fork
Unthanks, VA

Humptulips
Shittim Gulch, WA

Superior Bottom, WV

Also, places that USED to be named (but have since changed):

Chucklehead Diggings
You Bet
Chicken Thief Flat
Git-Up-and-Git
Puke
Two Tits
Shitbritches Creek, CA

Fucking Creek
Tickle Cunt Branch, VA

Coldass Creek, NC

Source: Made in America by Bill Bryson

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I’ve had lunch more than once at Yahoo Junction, FL.

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Boring, Idiotville, and Wanker’s Corner, Oregon.

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NIGTON, TX
HUMPTULIPS, WA
CUNOT, IA
CRAPO, MD
FELCHVILLE, VT
DYCKESVILLE, WI
DYKE, VA
DYKESVILLE, LA
FAGLEYSVILLE PA
FAGUS MO
SMUGGLER NOTCH VT

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You forgot my favorite: Dry Prong, Louisiana.

Can’t forget that one.

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Bastardstown, Co. Wexford, Ireland

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“Seattle, stop it… stop it!! You’re killing me!”
-Homer J. Simpson

:smiley:

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Gropecunt Lane was a popular street name in the Middle Ages in many towns.

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Never neglect Cumming and Climax Georgia.

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You seem to have omitted French Lick, Indiana

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And Fucking, Austria.

I’ve also driven past a town near Bucharest named “Cunt.”

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Look on a map of eastern PA, just east of Lancaster. From Blue Ball, you get to Paradise though Intercourse.

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Yinz are forgetting some of the classics, like Blue Ball, Intercourse, and Paradise, Pennsylvania, which are very close together, and also happen to be near where I grew up.

Pennsylvania is also home to the town of Jim Thorpe, named after the legendary athlete. Why did the townspeople agree to be part of this unusual memorial? I think it has a lot to do with the names of the two villages that joined together to form Jim Thorpe: East Mauch Chunk and Upper Mauch Chunk. I can’t help but think that if I had to put “Upper Mauch Chunk” on my return address labels, and somebody asked me if I’d like to change the name of my hometown to Jim Thorpe, I’d jump at the chance.

Norway has what might be the original town of Hell. In addition to its status as a tourist trap, it’s home to Trondheim’s airport. Admit it, you’re nodding and saying, “Yup. That fits.”

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Uncle Bill! That wasn’t very nice, dammit, I wasn’t through typing!

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There is an Intercourse PA

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Uncertain, Texas

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Iowa has a bunch of sexual names. Cumming, Dyke, Fertile, Manly. Dinkytown MN isn’t really a city, it’s the University of Minnesota neighborhood inside of Minneapolis. Not a town name, but in Columbus Ohio, Boner street runs into Cherry Valley High.

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You missed Felch, MI.

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Not a city name, but anyway.

Here in Madison, there is are two streets that intersect called Hooker and Pleasure. The city had to weld on the street signs that showed “Pleasure” on top of “Hooker” because it was stolen so many times.

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Your sig’s wrong, Athena. I lived a couple of hours away from there growing up. In fact, I might be the only person who’s ever been to Felch and Climax IN THE SAME DAY.