Opalcat,
Was visiting your homepage and checking our the regulars. I noticed that you’ve named yourself “Sexiest Female”. Hmmmmmm, a bit into ourselves, aren’t we? With those flabby arms and big nose, I’d bet there are MANY females more deserving of that award!!!
Thanks for your submission, but we don’t have any openings for resident troll at this time. We’ll keep your application on file if we ever need your services.
BTW, the awards on the TM homepage were determined by a vote, not by the person who is kind enough to operate that page. Just so you know.
IIII
Love the ignorant, hate the ignorance.
>>Thanks for your submission, but we don’t have any openings for resident troll at this
time. We’ll keep your application on file if we ever need your services.<<
Oh, so kind of you. Like I really give a rat’s ass what you think!!!
I gave my opinion. Like it or not, I don’t care - you are nothing to me.
Ladies and gents, a prime example of the specimen I like to call trollus pattyus, or the Patty Troll. Distinguishing characteristics include constant attacks based on physical characteristics followed by claims of apathy regarding the opinions of others despite the near-constant posting; and frequent declarations of their right to their opinion and to give it as loudly as possible. Other examples of this specimen include the first-discovered, Patty, and also Rhyannann.
** Phil D. **
“Not only is the world queerer than we imagine,
it is queerer than we can imagine.”
–J.B.S. Haldane
Beauty’s only skin deep…but ugly goes to the bone.
It’s amazing people equate sexiness with just physical appearence. They are the ones to be pitied… for there’s a whole lot that goes on beyond the scope of one’s countenance.
I am way more turned on by someone that is considerate, confident in their souls, kind, affectionate, can enjoy life, and has a deep emotional base to work from. If they don’t look like Mel Gibson or Val Kilmar… ah well. that’s just the packaging. I don’t go for cardboard cutouts.
sigh too bad I live in SO CA 
Melis
Wench #407, IWG
Wenchmommy extraordionaire
Goddess of Typos, Dark Chocolate and Fyne Ale
Hey Gang! I think we’ve found The Artist’s soul mate. Let’s hook 'em up! I believe thats what we call a “cancel” in my book.
If you don’t want anyone to comment on your uninformed opinion, don’t post it.
And before you object, yes, it is uninformed, because as you were perusing the TM webpage, if you’d bothered taking a look at the awards page (<Teeming Millions Awards) and/or the voting page (Voting Results) before shooting your mouth off, you could have figured it out for yourself, without making your first impression on the MB that of a troll. Good luck changing it.
nuqDaq yuch Dapol? (Where do you keep the chocolate?)
Once you get much older than sixteen, I hope you’ll realize that sexiness is all about attitude. Of course, this isn’t very good news for you, considering your attitude makes you about as sexy as an old French whore with tertiary syphillis.
–elm
I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
Beauty’s only skin deep…but ugly goes to the bone.
It’s amazing people equate sexiness with just physical appearence. They are the ones to be pitied… for there’s a whole lot that goes on beyond the scope of one’s countenance.
I am way more turned on by someone that is considerate, confident in their souls, kind, affectionate, can enjoy life, and has a deep emotional base to work from. If they don’t look like Mel Gibson or Val Kilmar… ah well. that’s just the packaging. I don’t go for cardboard cutouts.
sigh too bad I live in SO CA
>>>Melis
>>Ladies and gents, a prime example of the specimen I like to call trollus pattyus, or the Patty Troll. Distinguishing characteristics include constant attacks based on physical characteristics followed by claims of apathy regarding the opinions of others despite the near-constant posting; and frequent declarations of their right to their opinion and to give it as loudly as possible. Other examples of this specimen include the first-discovered, Patty, and also Rhyannann>>
Booooooooring!
And what would you be, PLDennison, ??? Patheticus Fabricarious? (I especially loved your three page homage to your great skills in writing an error free newsletter, with no less than three errors in the letter itself, the irony was simply marvelous.)
But all I really have to say is this:
Pttttthhhhhhhttttppppp. I haven’t had reason to talk about the way anyone looks, you have plenty of other things for me to feel sorry for you over. But hey, post a picture and I’ll be happy to criticize you for that too.
who IS this jeanie chick anyway?
as an interested bystander and a long term fan of the straight dope column, i have been interested to get the peek into the minds of other frothing Teeming Millions fans. OpalCat seems intelligent and witty, her posts have a great rhetorical style of whacking dunderheads. I am do glad you decided to post, lest she feel unchallenged and decide to go post elsewhere. OpalCat has posted a number of posts on a number of topics, and I have read most of 'em. You, I notice, have posted twice, on the BBQ pit only, and really have nothing interesting to say except to whine like a car in need of a break job when you take a little heat for being a snotty nosed little twerp.
My advice to you, jeanie, is to shut your cake hole, go out to the nearest Walmart, and buy a personality… as someone else pointed out, beauty is only skin deep… I’d suggest working on your conversation sometime.
religion? it’s a finger pointing at the moon.
>>Ladies and gents, a prime example of the specimen I like to call trollus pattyus, or the Patty Troll. Distinguishing characteristics include constant attacks based on physical characteristics followed by
claims of apathy regarding the opinions of others despite the near-constant posting; and frequent declarations of their right to their opinion and to give it as loudly as possible. Other examples of this specimen include the first-discovered, Patty, and also Rhyannann>>
[[[Booooooooring!]]]
Yes you are!
[[[And what would you be, PLDennison, ???]]]
Aside from your better, someone who knows how to use commas and question marks.
[[[Patheticus Fabricarious?]]]
I’d say that sums you up pretty well.
[[(I especially loved your three page]]]
Er . . . more like three sentences, toots. But it’s funny to see you call others “liar.”
[[[homage to your great skills in writing an error free newsletter, with no less than three errors in the letter itself, the irony was simply marvelous.)]]]
A) There was no “letter”; it was roughly three or four sentences, addressed to Alex.
B) There was one error.
C) You’re a dimwit.
** Phil D. **
“Not only is the world queerer than we imagine,
it is queerer than we can imagine.”
–J.B.S. Haldane
MC was helpful with:
eh-- aesthetics… I don’t really go for them… but a really nicely toned guy won’t be kicked out of bed for eating pudding ::::serene smile::::
Melis-- who is on the Ruebenesque side of the spectrum
Wench #407, IWG
Wenchmommy extraordionaire
Goddess of Typos, Dark Chocolate and Fyne Ale
"My advice to you, jeanie, is to shut your cake hole, go out to the nearest Walmart,
and buy a personality… as someone else pointed out, beauty is only skin deep… I’d
suggest working on your conversation sometime. "
This from someone whose profile reads:
interests include: lampworking, cooking, reading, playing, tarot, spirituality, cats, sex, reading, truthful politicians and other mythical beasts…
Ah yes, Bella, you’re truly a deep person!!!
Like, let’s light a lamp, bake a cake, read a book on cats and have sex with politicians and beasts while comtemplating our spirituality.
What an ass.
Jeanie, before you make a pathetic attempt to knock on someone else’s profile, you may want to fix your own interests to read something other than “sports, books.” I mean, how boring is that? Only two interests? They’re both perfectly good interests, mind you, but I think you need some variety in your life.
Yes, the position of Resident Troll of the SDMB has been filled, but we currently have a vacancy in the position of One-Dimensional Stock Character that you’d be just perfect for.
–elm
I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
Jeanie, before you make a pathetic attempt to knock on someone else’s profile, you may want to fix your own interests to read something other than “sports, books.” I mean, how boring is that? Only two interests? They’re both perfectly good interests, mind you, but I think you need some variety in your life.
Yes, the position of Resident Troll of the SDMB has been filled, but we currently have a vacancy in the position of One-Dimensional Stock Character that you’d be just perfect for.
–elm
I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
Oh, Jeanie, you have much to learn about people who live in glass houses. Since you have seen fit to critique Bella’s interests, lets take a look at yours. Your interests, and I quote, are “sports, books”. Not “participating in sports and reading books”, not “watching sports and collecting books”, not even “lame attempts at sports and burning books” just “sports, books”. You have already shown your personality and intellect to be barren, we can only hope the same applies to your reproductive abilities.
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once and you will suck forever.
Sorry, Elm, didn’t mean to copy your post. But there are few things better than a simultaneous Qgasm. ::rolling over and going to sleep::
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once and you will suck forever.
So Dr. Jackson and Drain Bead - your interests are REALLY instense. Let’s see…“reading, writing, editing, cooking, speaking when not spoken to, making lemonade out of this giant pile of lemons” AND “many and varied”. That’s great!
Reading what? The backs of cereal boxes? Writing pornographic poetry? And, “many and varied”, like you’re too deep to be able to mention ALL these interests. Everyone has numerous interests. Mine happen to be reading and watching/participating in sports. If you couldn’t get that, you’re more stupid that I figured.
Oh, and Bella - of course you’d say “shut your cake hole.” For someone who loves cooking (and obviously eats it all herself), you OBVIOUSLY shop at Lane Bryant!!!