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Old 02-05-2003, 10:52 AM
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What do you think Ryan_Liam smells like?

Just to add to the Ryan_Liam appreciation society.
What do you think he smells like ?
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Old 02-05-2003, 10:58 AM
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Ryan-Liam attention seeker.

btw. I think he smells of excessive amounts of Lynx deodorant.

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Old 02-05-2003, 11:04 AM
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I think he smells like that Axe body spray, and he hangs around elevators all day long waiting for some action, that is when he's not on the SDMB seeking attention.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:07 AM
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I would guess "wet dog".
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:09 AM
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Elderberries.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:17 AM
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Oxy
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:18 AM
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I would guess "wet dog".
I was thinking something along those lines. Though perhaps more of a puppy that keeps getting into crazy scrapes. Possibly not fully house trained either.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:24 AM
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Hot dog water? hehehe Then again I think everyone smells like hotdog water.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:24 AM
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Semen stained underwear and failure potpourri
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:28 AM
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I was thinking motor oil and feline placenta, but I could be wrong. I'm sure as soon as he does his hourly vanity search, he'll be along to tell us the truth.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:30 AM
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Elderberries.
Let's not involve his mother, that's dirty pool.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:31 AM
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B.O. from nervousness, covered up by a cheap cologne. Way too much cologne.

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Old 02-05-2003, 11:31 AM
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All I know is he probably doesn't smell like otter.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:45 AM
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or pie.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:47 AM
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Let's not involve his mother, that's dirty pool.
No, he inherited that smell from his father.

His mother probably smells of cedar chips.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:51 AM
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There's way too much talk about Ryan_Liam on this board. Let's talk about something else. Let's talk about you.

What do you think about Ryan_Liam?

Once we're done there we could move onto relationships. What do you think about Ryan_Liam's chances? Or careers. What job do you think Ryan_Liam should do?

And once we've finished talking about you, maybe we could see what someone else thinks ........ about Ryan_Liam.

See, as Ryan_Liam has demonstrated himself, there's plenty of other things and people we could be talking about other than Ryan_Liam. I don't understand why people keep getting on his case about it.
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:59 AM
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I was thinking motor oil and feline placenta, but I could be wrong. I'm sure as soon as he does his hourly vanity search, he'll be along to tell us the truth.
Um...disgusting curiousity has defeated sensibility in the evergoing on battle in my mind; what does feline placenta smell like?
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:07 PM
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I think you're on to something, Futile Gesture. I think we ought to expand our horizons a bit. I mean, there's so much going on in the world today.

Maybe we could get someone to find out what Saddam Hussein or Kim Jong Il thinks about Ryan_Liam. And what he smells like.
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:10 PM
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He smells like teen spirit.
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:14 PM
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what does feline placenta smell like?
Meatros, I'd have to say it smells a lot like Ryan_Liam!
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:15 PM
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I smell like wet bananas
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:16 PM
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well done guys, keep it up!
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:17 PM
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Cat food and ass
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:18 PM
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well done guys, keep it up!
Who are you?
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:20 PM
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He smells like teen spirit.
Goddammit, serves me right leaving for lunch.
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:26 PM
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Maybe we could get someone to find out what Saddam Hussein or Kim Jong Il thinks about Ryan_Liam. And what he smells like.
Let's not beat about the bush. (no pun intended.) We need to examine the fundamental differences between Western and Middle East idealology in the context of impending military action. The question must be asked;

Will this help Ryan_Liam get a girlfriend?

Perhaps he could start a thread? I know he's loathed to kick discussions off, but someone needs to get to grips with the possibilities here. I'm sure a definitive answer to this one could swing public opinion right behind the war.

I also notice a recent thread in Great Debates regarding athiesm has totally failed to address the real issue at hand. Personally, I suspect that God does believe in Ryan_Liam, but until people face up the subject and offer some opinions, I have no idea what to believe.
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:27 PM
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He smells like...victory.
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:32 PM
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Who are you?

You cheeky bastard!
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:39 PM
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... What do you think about Ryan_Liam?

Once we're done there we could move onto relationships. What do you think about Ryan_Liam's chances? Or careers. What job do you think Ryan_Liam should do?
WWRD
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:41 PM
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... I know he's loathed to kick discussions off ...
That's for sure.
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:45 PM
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Ok, I'm sorry for starting that thread, Jeez I'd thought I'd have a little fun, but then again it went pear shaped, so sorry.
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Old 02-05-2003, 12:49 PM
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You cheeky bastard!
Now then, young fella me lad, we'll have non of that language out of you.

Just wait 'till your dad gets home.
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:06 PM
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A mixture of sausages and suntan lotion, with just a hint of vinegar.
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:11 PM
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Desparation.
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:14 PM
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I know this is horribly off topic, but I would like to ask Ryan_Liam to look into getting a pet, preferably something suitably adoring like a puppy, and a live journal.

Please don't hate me for suggesting Ryan inflict himself on an innocent puppy.

I also think he should spend more time rubbing it out to Anna Kournikova pictures, and less time here. But that is just one person's opinion.
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:15 PM
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Peanut butter and Ivory Soap.
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:17 PM
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Spinach casserole.
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:21 PM
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Don't take it bad Ryan we all love you, just sometimes you beg for a good ol' fashion walloping.
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:23 PM
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This was funny... when Al Franken did this bit on Saturday Night Live.

At least the first time.
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Old 02-05-2003, 02:16 PM
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Hot dog water? hehehe Then again I think everyone smells like hotdog water.
I am so stealing this for day to day use.
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Old 02-05-2003, 02:40 PM
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Jurgins Hand Lotion.
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Old 02-05-2003, 02:42 PM
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No, he inherited that smell from his father.

His mother probably smells of cedar chips.
That actually took me awhile. You are, of course, correct. I bow in your general direction.
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Old 02-05-2003, 02:47 PM
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That actually took me awhile. You are, of course, correct. I bow in your general direction.
Shouldn't you fart in his general direction?

As for the OP, BBO, perhaps?
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Old 02-05-2003, 02:50 PM
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Cabbage.
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Old 02-05-2003, 02:51 PM
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Burning plastic.
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Old 02-05-2003, 03:24 PM
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Kind of rectangular, with handles on the sides.
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Old 02-05-2003, 03:33 PM
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Kind of rectangular, with handles on the sides.
So, he smells just like he looks, then?
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Old 02-05-2003, 04:21 PM
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I suspect he smells like low tide at the Tamar Estuary.
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Old 02-05-2003, 05:10 PM
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Coming soon:

What does Ryan_Liam TASTE like?

...ooooh, the horror...

(my money's on: chicken)
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Old 02-05-2003, 05:45 PM
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Ryan_Liam, the other white meat.
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