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Old 03-20-2003, 03:23 AM
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Sign of Apocalypse Sighted
Whatever you do, do not click on this link.












Don't look at me that way. I told you not to click on it.



D'you think they're breeding?
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Old 03-20-2003, 04:58 AM
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Yep. Coulda died happy without that.

For Pete's sake, couldn't you have just told us about it?

Man, that hurts.
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Old 03-20-2003, 05:06 AM
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Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!

That's easily the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks.
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Old 03-20-2003, 06:14 AM
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Ohh... so that's Carrot Top.

Eww.
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Old 03-20-2003, 07:01 AM
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Re: Sign of Apocalypse Sighted
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D'you think they're breeding?
G'ih! It would be incest, then, wouldn't it? I always believed that Carrot Top was the product of breeding Pauly Shore with Kathy Griffin.

Think of the army we could create...
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Old 03-20-2003, 08:06 AM
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Think of the army we could create...
Yeah, but they could only charge down the middle!
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Old 03-20-2003, 09:06 AM
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Damn! I guess that means backing them up with my David Arquette battalion is out of the question as well!

Well, what are our other options? Let's see, ALF, Emmitt Smith, or we can resurrect Reginald VelJohnson... ehhh, if I were in charge, we'd be doomed.

That's what I get for being just another armchair general.
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Old 03-20-2003, 09:19 AM
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Yeah, but they could only charge down the middle!
Oh. My. God.

That is the funniest thing. I will be amused for the rest of the week. Thank you, Bryan Ekers.
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Old 03-20-2003, 01:20 PM
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Miller, you are officially the coolest person in the world for posting that. I'm going to be laughing all day now...
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Old 03-20-2003, 04:06 PM
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I think that's just a shot of Buddy Hackett reproducing asexually.
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Old 03-20-2003, 04:24 PM
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Carrot top looks a bit skinny don't he?
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Old 03-20-2003, 04:33 PM
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I don't think they were that close on purpose. My theory is that the two halves of the same brain they share pulled them together like that.

Funniest thing I've seen all week. DEFINTELY the scariest....
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Old 03-20-2003, 04:59 PM
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Ohh... so that's Carrot Top.

Eww.
OK, you guys don't know Carrot Top up there? Hell, I'm movin' to Finland!
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Old 03-20-2003, 05:09 PM
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The OP said not to look, so I've read this entire thread first, Now I'm going to look.
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Old 03-20-2003, 05:11 PM
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EWWW!!!
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Old 03-20-2003, 05:25 PM
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I heeded the warning and didn't look earlier, but for some reason this time I ignored that and looked.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
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Old 03-20-2003, 06:00 PM
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Fools! The time of my awakening comes near! Now, I just have to get those two to join up with Micheal Jackson, and then the time of my return will be at hand! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!
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