I HATE CARROT TOP!!! :mad: ESPECIALLY in that AT&T commercial when it is supposed to be a cop, it looks like a transfestite!!! Excuse me, IT IS!!! WHY would ANY company want THAT for their spokes-thing? 
And CLEO, too… (fake jamacain accent) “So call me, Miss Cleo, The fake tarot bitch whose accent is annoying even to deaf people!” And then, there’s the new Old Navy commercials. Guys might like them, but I can’t stand them!!! I admit, they’re better than the old ones with glasses granny, but not much better. :mad: If anybody share the same feelings I do about these three things, please post.
[Emperor] There is much anger in this one … [/Emperor]
Oh, and is a transfestite a festering transvestite? 
And I find singing navels disturbing. BTW, what would an ‘outie’ do in Old Navy Land? Jiggle at people like a blind worm, thereby being annoying and vaguely disturbing at the same time, just like the singers?
And Miss Cleo can ram her phone up her nose and see if she can’t strike brain.
oops. Oh, well. You got the point. My spellengs a bit off toda. Heh heh heh. I like it when people insult Cleo. But what about Carrot ass? The singing navels disturb me, too.
Carrotsticks might be interesting to watch if he wasn’t so annoying. But then, a root canal might be interesting to go through if it wasn’t so painful. Like a retarded Jerry Lewis, Carrot Top cannot be tolerated by normal people for very long. Like a technicolor shitstain, CT is over-the-top without being funny. And simply being over-the-top is annoying. Carrot-Top is a fuckwicket of the most annoying, but, gladly, least harmful, order.
Too true, Too true.
sigh…
Anything new to report since last week?
Carrottop!!! 
:wally
He used to call himself “Yahoo Serious”, until he made a horrible movie called :“Young Einstein”. This filmed mocked the memory of the great Professor Einstein.
After that dog of a film, he changed his name so that he could continue his vile career.
Anubis, smite him with boils!!!
- I suspect that Unca Cecil is the love child of Einstein & Marilyn Monroe, but that’s another story.*
Gross! Transvestite! Get that thing away from me! Don’t people know that, like, transvestites are nasty and they should stay inside their houses where us normal people can’t see them? Ewwwwwwww…I am so not using that product.
Does that mean you won’t be doing the Time Warp any time soon?
Fuckwicket? I like that. Thanks for another addition to my vocabulary.
Hate to tell ya this (especially if you’re joking, in which case I’ll look like a :wally), but they’re two different people. Carrot Top used to hang around the comic scene in Charlotte, N.C., (where I’m from) before he moved on to bigger and begger things.
Let’s say we get the villagers together, supply 'em with pitchforks and torches, and go after the bastids. Hanging’s too good for 'em.
Carrot Top is not Yahoo Serious.
Anyway, I see Carrot Top as guy who capitalized on his extremely weird looks. As something of an ugly duckling myself, I admire that. But those commercials are awful.
True, but they are made with interchangeable parts. Like the cotten gin. That is why they are so successful.
“Hey, Bob, the annoying voice module is malfunctioning on this Top #14.”
“Just grab a spare one from that Serious #12 over there.”
In a word: Suits.
Its the Suits who do this stuff, who spend thier entire lives clawing for a position from which they can make artless and ignorant blunders. Because they don’t know any people, just other Suits.
Carrot Top for spokesman. New Coke. Potato chips that give you diaharr…diarrhe…the shits. Oversized cars that do back flips when they get emotional.
They get paid for making decisions like that! Decisions any guy on the factory floor could tell them was hopelessly out of touch, for one fiftieth of the money.
Suits. Feh.
As an aside, I hasten to concur with the correction above: Yahoo Serious is most assuredly not Carrot Top, as he is Australian. Legend has it that Australians are gifted with a droll and erudite sense of wit, when sober.
Are you suggesting that Ozzies have no sense of humour?
I think Carrot top is funny as hell and I loved the movie “Chairman of the Board”, which he starred in.
So there.
Zette
Well, is he wearing mascara or not?
It sure looks like it!
Chariman of the Bored most liekly.
Anyone having a day that is just too nice and happy?
Like to convulse in fits of crying?
Maybe the “E! Celebrity Homes” will be on where Carrot Top shows you his Beverly Hills pad.
BY THOR!!
You mean there are two assholes on this planet that look lke that?!?! :eek:
Much less act like that!?!? :eek: :eek:
I thought he was a Mutant Gibbon.
Well, live and learn.
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