I’ll go first.
While, quite frankly, all TV commercials piss me off except for the Aflac duck ones, there are a few which anger me to no end:
Those Dell commercials with that stoner kid. Why the fuck does everyone like these? Every time I see that kid, I want to punch him in the face and give him a black eye or two.
The pink rubber stomach commerical that I used see on ABC news a lot. It had a pink rubber spleen/kidney/whatever the fuck that thing was staying at the “Heartburn Hotel”. And fire came out of it. Then it took some medicine, and left. I dunno about you, but if you’re trying to sell me something, you don’t do it with a pink rubber stomach that looks like that thing from The Blob.
Car commercials. Just the fact that they expect me to make such a major purchase as a car because of a mere commercial I saw during The Daily Show makes me think “KILLLLLLL”.
Commericals for “feminine hygiene products”. Well first of, TAMPONS. THEY ARE CALLED FUCKING TAMPONS! IF YOU CAN SHOW A RED DOT FLYING AROUND LOOKING LIKE THE JAPANESE FLAG, YOU CAN SAY “TAMPON” ON TV! IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE GOING ON THERE LOOKING LIKE A PIRATE WITH TOURETTE’S! Also, for some ungodly reason, the fluid they show pouring into the “feminine hygiene product” is blue. BLUE! If anyone around my house starts secreting anything blue, how absorbent their tampon is will be the last thing on my mind.
What commercials piss you off?