Nine posts to go. Do I lay back, do I compose with special care? Does it mean anything to have posted 3,000 times? Do I save my 3K post for some OP of great weight to me?
Hmmmmm. I’m still shopping for my P3K outfit. I’m either going with the Hawaiian shirt/ old shorts motif, or a spectacular display of plumage rarely seen before July 4th.
Tough call…
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Me, I couldn’t care less about the 1000 post markers. 1001 posts, 2002 posts, 3003 posts, those are the markers for me. Give me that palindromic post count baby!
Slow down. You don’t want to hit the wall going faster than 15 posts per day!
I kinda hoped you’d dress up like Carmen Miranda. Ya see, I’ve never told you this before, but that’s how I envision you - statuesque, exotic, with a big pile of fruit on your head.
Or there’s the whole Tim Curry in Rocky Horror look, but I have a hard time reconciling you in fishnets stockings.
But, seriously, I usually envision you in a smart smoking jacket, snowy ascot, and Bullwinkle boxers. That’s the 'Toons I dream about. Hope that doesn’t embarrass you… 
Hmmm…
Maybe I should celebrate my 30 post marker. What do you think?
Lucky bastard. I couldn’t find a Hawaiian shirt that fit me if I tried.
Oh, to be able to wear shorts…
[Channelling Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack]
[/Channelling Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack]
Three to go. Oh man, the tension is KILLING me. I’m kind of leaning towards using it on an Artists Of The Straight Dope posting, but there are some very tasty threads around in other Forums as well. Perhaps I should use it for a kind of overall Straight Dope Has Changed My Life rumination? Nah, that’s skeevy.
Gosh, this is turning out to be more complicated than I’d ever imagined. Perhaps I should turn to the wisdom of my elders here. High Posting Dopers? Those of you in the 5k Club? 7K Club? How best to make use of this one-time sub-lime, oh-so-ver-fine, don’t-let-it-wilt-on-the-vine opportunity???