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#1
01-20-2000, 07:27 AM
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My best friend and I are nearly done making The All-Mighty Cruising Tape of Bad, Old School, Pseudo-Ghetto, Wannabe-Rap, and soon will have it transferred to CD. However, before we get this done, we want to make sure we've included all the worthy songs.
To be on this, the song must have been a huge hit which is now laughed at, recorded in the late 80's to early 90's, and it's to be one of those so-bad-it's-the-coolest-thing-in-the-world type of things. Thus far we have: 1. "Ice Ice Baby" -- Vanilla Ice 2. "Baby Got Back" -- Sir Mix-A-Lot 3. "Girl You Know It's True" -- Milli Vanilli 4. "Blame It On The Rain" -- Milli Vanilli 5. "Hangin' Tough" -- New Kids On The Block 6. "The Right Stuff" -- New Kids On The Block 7. "Informer" -- Snow 8. "Rico Suave" -- Geraldo 9. "2 Legit 2 Quit" -- MC Hammer 10. "Can't Touch This" -- MC Hammer 11. "Jump" -- Kris Kross Anyone have any other suggestions for this? Oh, and if you've got #7 or #9 in your possession, would it be possible for me to borrow the tape/CD/whatever so I can record them? Thanks. -Lanna 
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#2
01-20-2000, 07:30 AM
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Tag Team - "Whoomp! There it is!"
The rest of your list are pretty awful too  ------------------ Coldfire ________________________________ "You know how complex women are" - Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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#3
01-20-2000, 07:45 AM
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Snow- "Girl I've been Hurt"
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#4
01-20-2000, 07:50 AM
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Or, better yet, write awful rap songs yourself:
http://www.bahnhof.se/~sk/Music/Write_Rap_Song.html ------------------ Coldfire ________________________________ "You know how complex women are" - Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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#5
01-20-2000, 07:58 AM
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Lanna, I have both CDs in question, and can hook you up with MP3s of both. You'll have to be creative in getting it to casette if you don't have a CD burner.
Some suggestions, all of which I have on hand....sadly.[list][*]Wreckx-N-Effect - Rump Shaker[*]K7 - Come Baby Come[*]Onyx - Slam[*]Naughty By Nature - O.P.P. (also up for nomination Ghetto Bastard, Hip Hop Hurray[*]DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand[*]Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock - It Takes Two[*]Two Live Crew - Me So Horny (also The Fuck Shop, Face Down Ass Up[*]House of Pain - Jump Around[*]Young MC - Bust a Move[*]Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance I could probably go on. I don't think you can have two songs by the same guys on the same CD, it just queers the whole deal. Not sure why you have New Kids and Milli Vanilli on there if you want wanna-be rap. They are plenty bad though. Some of the ones above are still fun songs, but they aren't taken seriously. I could include Snoop Doggy Dogg, Dr Dre, and LL Cool J above, but I still like their stuff.
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#6
01-20-2000, 08:01 AM
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Lanna, I have both CDs in question, and can hook you up with MP3s of both. You'll have to be creative in getting it to casette if you don't have a CD burner.
Some suggestions, all of which I have on hand....sadly.
I could include Snoop Doggy Dogg, Dr Dre, and LL Cool J above, but I still like their stuff. ------------------------------------------- Reposting just to get the codes right....I'm stubborn, sue me.
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#7
01-20-2000, 09:32 AM
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Biz Markie (the Diabolical one...) with "You say He's Just a Friend.."
Does anyone remember who sang "B-Girls"? I can't remember, but the refrain will be firmly imbedded in my memory bank for all eternity - as well as consciously running through my mind for the rest of the day now.
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#8
01-20-2000, 09:36 AM
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Between your list and Omni's, Lanna, you've got most of the non-hardcore, fun hip-hop songs. Here's a couple more that I personally like:
[list][*]Paperboy-Ditty[*]Anything by Kid 'N' Play[*]Coolio-Rollin' with the Homies(you said it was a cruising tape, right?) ------------------ He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break. And while Yori raged against his unbending courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back. His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought. -Yakamo's Funeral
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#9
01-20-2000, 09:37 AM
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Pracically anything from The Beasie Boy's License To Ill album; Girls, Fight for Your Right, Brass Monkey, Paul Revere, No Sleep Till Brooklyn.
------------------ You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.
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#11
01-20-2000, 10:13 AM
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Please don't do this, in the name of all that does not suck. We can reduce nuclear weapons, ban chemical and biological warfare, might even bring back some of the rain forest and control El Nino. I don't think this should be let loose again on an unprotected planet.
------------------ "...send lawyers, guns, and money..." Warren Zevon
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#13
01-20-2000, 10:38 AM
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Man, that sounds like a good idea.
It reminds me of the CD called Monster Ballads that I see the infomercial for all the time. Every bad boy has a soft side!
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#15
01-20-2000, 11:42 AM
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Quote:
So you think you're bad, with your rap Well I'll tell ya pilgrim I started the crap When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Sure I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep But my main concern was rapping to the beat I don't bother nobody I'm a real nice guy, kinda laid back like a, dead fly Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh I'm talkin, here and now Later for the cattle and rustlin the cow If I had a chance to do a repeat You can bet your sweet dippy I'd be rappin to the beat Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Que pasa amigos? Not a *pasa* I see Two hundred punks well what ya gonna do? I got two six shooters that'll see me through That's, twelve dead... and a hundred and eighty-eight pallbearers Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C. You haven't heard of rap, til ya heard it from me I'm the baddest rapper in history And there'll be no more, after me Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Meanwhile, back at the ranch Santa Barbera that is Swimmin pools, and movie stars Well the first thing ya know ol' Ron's the President The kinfolk said, "Ron move away from there" Said, "In The White House is where you wanna be" So he loaded up the Lincoln and he moved to D.C. Washington, that is Politicians taking a sip Foreign dignitaries taking a trip High tax and plenty Cadillacs Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Now ya see me in my movies, doin my thing But deep in my heart, I've wanted to sing "Wayyyy dowwwn, upon the swannnny riverrrrrr Farrrr, farrr awayyy Titwillow, titwillow, titwillow" I don't think, that's your style But I'll tell ya pilgrim, I'm versatile Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin Aretha Franklin let me rock ya let me rock ya Aretha Franklin Let me rock ya Aretha Franklin that's all I wanna do Aretha Franklinnnnnn Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh I'm feeelin the groove now pilgrim Party, over here Party, over there There's nothin to it, the way we do it Woop woop! East coast, West coast Texas Every time I put on pants I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance I put a quarter, in the juke' Then I commence, to doin the Duke Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh It's pretty easy, if you can see Just move your arms kinda freely Do a pause, and take a step And just make sure the beat is kept Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh I was at the Ponderosa rappin to the beat Tryin to cool off from the desert heat I discovered somethin, really neat The Duke has moves, with his feet Da haahh... da haahh Da haahh... da haahh I won plenty of ladies, with my charms But they like me the most for the moves of my arms Woahhh... woahhh I'm gonna rap, in the East Gonna rap, in the West I'll show ya pilgrim, who's the best Nothin to it, the way we do it Skiddely-be-bop, we-bop, Scooby Doo Guess what America we love you Da hahhhh, da hahhhh, da hahhhh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Everybody Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh Da haahh, da haahh Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh... Can't find artist info though ------------------ If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully--as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
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#16
01-20-2000, 11:50 AM
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Two words:
Tone Loc. You're seriously missing some Wild Thing or Funky Cold Medina action. And trust me, I know from music that's so bad it's good. ------------------ "Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory." --WallyM7
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#17
01-20-2000, 11:52 AM
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Forgot one. I wonder if someone could be able to scrape up "Parents Just Don't Understand" by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince?
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#19
01-20-2000, 02:47 PM
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Oh, man, I'd forgotten about Ditty...
Don't forget No Diggity (I have no idea who did it) or Buttermilk Biscuits by Sir Mixalot, anything by The Fat Boys, Brass Monkey by the Beastie Boys. ------------------ "...being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage."
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#22
01-21-2000, 12:31 AM
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Ok, here's the situation
My parents went away for a weeks vacation And they left the keys to the brand new Porsce Would they mind?..Umm..Well, of course the would. I'll just take it for a little spin and maybe show it off to a couple of friends I'll just cruise around the neighborhood Well maybe I shouldn't Yeah, of course I should Pay attention here's the thick of the plot I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block and that's when I saw this beasutiful girly girl walkin' I picked up my car phone to perpatrate like I was talkin' You should have seen this girls bodily deminsions I honked my horn just to get her attention She said "Was that for me?" I said "Yeah" She said "Why?" I said "Come on and take a ride with a hellova guy" She said how do I know you're not sick, You could be some deranged lunatic I said come on toots, My name is the Prince besides would a lunatic have a porsce like this? She agree and we were on our way She was looking very good but so was I I must say WORD We hit McDonalds, pulled into the drive we ordered 2 big mac's and 2 large fries with cokes She kicked her shoes off, onto the floor and said "Drive fast speed turns me on" She put her hand on my leg, I put my foot on the gas We almost got whiplash we took off so fast The sun roof was open, the music was high and the girls hand was slowly moving up my thigh She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far, I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car We're doing 90 in my mom's new Porsce, And to make this long story short, When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell, I said "I don't have a license but I drive very well officer" And that's all I remember...not proof reading it, it took me too long to type it from memeory....and I think I may even still have the tapes....
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#23
01-21-2000, 12:46 AM
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I remember one year my momma took me school shoppin,
It was me, my mom, my brotha, oh my poppa, And My little sister all hopped in the car And we headed downtown to the gallery mall... Can't remember the rest of that verse. Thankfully. ------------------ http://www.madpoet.com Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.
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