As I walked out on the streets of Laredo...

[the Scarlet Pimpernel]

As I walked out on Laredo one day...

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Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit!

[AWB]

I met a man with seven wives...

I fell in love with the mexican wife..

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The most Invisible poster in the history of the boards. Posting invisibly since sept 1999.

[MadPoet]

I spied a young cowboy all dressed in white linen, all dressed in white linen as cold as the clay...

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Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.

[OldBroad]

of the cowboy all dressed in white linen

[pluto]

Tom: "I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy."
Dick: "I see by your outfit that you're a cowboy too."
Both: "We see by our outfits that we are both cowboys,
"If you get an outfit you can be a cowboy too!"

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"To do her justice, I can't see that she could have found anything nastier to say if she'd thought it out with both hands for a fortnight."
Dorothy L. Sayers
Busman's Honeymoon

[fuzzy-wuzzy]

hmmmm and if you are a good cowboy you can join the Village People....

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"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

[Bluepony]

"Drop the chalupa, gringo"

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"...send lawyers, guns, and money..."

Warren Zevon

[Polycarp]

Ah, but what ees the chupacabra, senor?

[PurpleCrackwhore]

Where have all the cowboys gone?

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I really try to be good but it just isn't in my nature!

[the Scarlet Pimpernel]

Long time passing...

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Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit!

[kunilou]

Happy trails to you. . .

[Flypsyde]

In the merry, merry month of May...

[Demo]

Where have all the goats gone?

[lvick]

They made me trade the gallows for the Mexicali blues

[PurpleCrackwhore]

It's another tequila sunrise.

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I really try to be good but it just isn't in my nature!

[TVeblen]

Originally posted by pluto:
Tom: "I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy."
Dick: "I see by your outfit that you're a cowboy too."
Both: "We see by our outfits that we are both cowboys,
"If you get an outfit you can be a cowboy too!"

Damn you, Pluto! (said in the same tones as "Curse you, Red Baron!") You stole the exact schtick I was aiming for.

Curses, foiled again,
Veb

[psycat90]

Wasting away in Margarita Ville...

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If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
-Spanish Proverb

[the Scarlet Pimpernel]

Naw, Veb, pluto didnt steal it, that's exactly where I was hoping someone would take this (although I must say that everyone's surpassed my wildest expectations)!

Hangman, hangman, slack your rope...

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Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit!

[PurpleCrackwhore]

I shot the sheriff... but I did not shoot the deputy.

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I really try to be good but it just isn't in my nature!

[Arnold Winkelried]

Alas, my love, you do me wrong
To cast me off discourteously...

[fuzzy-wuzzy]

in The Wild Wild West

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"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

[dwtno]

...warbling in his best Tex Ritter...

"Do not forsake me, oh my darling..."

[Arnold Winkelried]

(choir sings with drums booming in the background)

O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.

[Jodi]

Down in the west-Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with a Mexican girl

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Jodi

Fiat Justitia

[lvick]

Night time would find us in Rosie's cantina, music would play and Felicia would whirl

[Catrandom]

There was blood on the saddle,
And blood on the ground.

Catrandom

[fuzzy-wuzzy]

There were seven spanish angels......

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"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

[kawliga]

Originally posted by lvick:
Night time would find us in Rosie's cantina, music would play and Felicia would whirl

Felina would whirl. Felicia didn't do shit.