Your gunbelt that is.
(Y’all have bad bad bad dirty minds)
You’re a cowboy, I’m a cowboy(well, cow-woman).
Do you have an all too fancy name for your station in life?
Do you have a crusty old sidekick?
Is your horse your best friend?
Do you wear your hat forward or pushed back?
Is it white or black?
Do you work for a Ranch or bum around being a saddle tramp?
Do you sing to the lil’doggies?
Is this thread a poll about legalized prostitution? I’m going to need to know what state you are in before I tell you if I’m a saddle tramp or I work on a ranch.
I’m not a cowboy, I’m a grazier.
Retired the horse quite a while ago.
The Toyota Landcruiser is the best friend.
We wear our hats flat, any other way is simply pretentious.
The colour changes with age and wear, but they are made from either rabbit fur or leather.
No, sheep don’t respond to singing and what I call to the dogs when they are working isn’t singing.
And absolutely nobody has the foggiest of what an Australian Shepherd is. No self-respecting grazier would have one 'round the homestead.
I’m in a state of panic.
Did not mean this to be about prostitution.
Yippee yi yo ty yay
A cowboy’s work is never done.
I’m a cat herder, myself.
Don’t that just bring tears to your eyes.
That’s, just beautiful, that it.
I saw a magazine cartoon decades ago where a couple cowboys are herding pigs. One is complaining, "Yeah, yeah, I know what the bottom lines is but it’s taken all of the romance out of it.
It’s time for some wokeful correction of OP’s microagression.
If a male wrangler of cows is a cowboy, then a female wrangler of cows is a cowgirl.
If you insist on calling them by adult terms, then they are cow-man and cow-woman.
Wranglers of male cows would be bullboys and bullgirls or else bullmen and bullwomen.
But calling male wranglers cowboys while the female wranglers get to be cow-women is a misandrist microaggression and must stop!
ETA: You sing to li’l dogies, not doggies.
Cookie here, at your service. Got a pot of beans going for later.
I’m duly chastised.
I’ll endeavor to not repeat my horrible transgressions.
But not a cattleman.
A cattleman is an employer, a cowboy is an employee.
Aren’t we supposed to call them cow persons now?
That’s disrespectful to the Cow.
I’m now picturing a bovine version of a centaur. 
As for me, I have a pony – or, at least, a pony car.
I like cowgirl.
That’s microaggressive too, or worse. So an employer gets called by an adult term, while an employee is called by a child term.
It’s definitely doggies that I sing to.
He says goodnight all you moonlight ladies
Rockabye sweet baby James
Deep greens and blues for the colors I choose
Won’t you let me go down in my dreams?
Guess I’m rockabye, sweet baby James
