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Old 11-21-2003, 02:07 PM
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Are Britney Spears' breasts real or not?
I've heard numerous people claim that she has had her mams augmented, yet others refute that and say that they're 100% real... So are they fake or not?
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Old 11-21-2003, 02:11 PM
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I think the more important question is, who gives a rat's ass?

Oh, and welcome to the boards.
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Old 11-21-2003, 02:20 PM
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There is a very funny Web site out there which delves deeply into this burning issue: The Mystery of Brittany Spear's Breasts.
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Old 11-21-2003, 02:32 PM
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I am partial to this editorial . . .
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Old 11-21-2003, 03:36 PM
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I'm not sure. As soon as I can perform the taste test I'll let you know.

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Old 11-21-2003, 03:52 PM
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Are Britney Spears' breasts real or not?
And if so, for how much longer?
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Old 11-21-2003, 05:44 PM
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Yes, they're real.

She's just very clever at making the most of her assets.
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Old 11-21-2003, 05:51 PM
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There is a very funny Web site out there which delves deeply into this burning issue: The Mystery of Brittany Spear's Breasts.
After seeing the evidence, I'm now convinced that Ms. Spears' breasts are inflatable.

Wonder where she keeps the pump...
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Old 11-21-2003, 06:04 PM
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This thread reminded me of an article I saw a while ago. I hope she doesn't take it too far.
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Old 11-22-2003, 08:30 AM
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If she pops on over to my place to for a couple of hours I'll be able to give you the straight dope on it.
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Old 11-22-2003, 11:40 AM
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Is there a discussion forum in the world where this question hasn't come up???
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Old 11-22-2003, 04:43 PM
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Yes. They are real. That's all I can say, but I am 100% sure.
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Old 11-22-2003, 05:09 PM
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Yeah, I saw a picture of her that was taken after she supposedly had her breast augmentation where she was laying on her back, and I am 100% sure they are real. That and the fact that there are some very revealing pics of her where her breasts appear much smaller than in the pics that some people use as evidence that she got an implant.

Just some very well-done bra stuffing going on, is all.
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Old 11-22-2003, 07:24 PM
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Oh they're not fake. She just gained some weight.

Of course, when I gain weight it goes straight to my ass and thighs ...
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Old 11-22-2003, 08:14 PM
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We could ask Justin Timberlake or Colin Ferrel. Perhaps one of them is a Doper in disguise
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Old 11-22-2003, 09:37 PM
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Ya know, I too have studied this strange phenomenon, and the conclusion I have come to is that they're real, but she's got some other things stuffed under the hood.

Here's why I think that:
Their sizes seem to vary, even after the allegations of the augmentation surgery, and if she had gotten them enlarged, wouldn't they stay enlarged?
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Old 11-22-2003, 11:47 PM
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There is not a female celebrity in the world for whom you couldn't find a series of photos in which their cup size appeared to be a variety of different sizes.

I looked at the Web site and the Flash video, and I don't see convincing evidence she's had synthetic fun bags installed. As already pointed out, many post-alleged-surgery shots suggest she has only average tatas, and I doubt she's been going in for breast enhancement and reduction surgery every week. The still shots from "Crossroads" pretty much shoot the boob job theories to hell. My guess is she just wears pushup bras when she wants to make 'em look massive.
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Old 11-22-2003, 11:50 PM
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Are Britney Spears' breasts real or not?
No, they are a figment of your imagination.
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Old 11-23-2003, 02:30 AM
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They aren't real, they're just part of the matrix coding...
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Old 11-23-2003, 09:20 AM
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The left one is real. The right one is fake.
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Old 11-23-2003, 09:45 AM
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The breasts are real. She's the fake.
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Old 11-23-2003, 10:58 AM
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Technically, aren't all 'fake' breasts real?


When I first started hearing about fake breasts I used to think they meant fake ones grafted over the top of the real ones, but it's just implants into real breasts. So in my mind they're ALL real breasts.




mmmmmmm, booobies!
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Old 11-23-2003, 02:54 PM
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The breasts are real. She's the fake.
FOMCFLMAO.
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Old 11-23-2003, 10:18 PM
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And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
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Old 11-24-2003, 05:43 PM
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FOMCFLMAO.
Falling On My Carpeted Floor Laughing My Ass Off??
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Old 11-24-2003, 06:03 PM
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If I can touch them, they're real.

So, no, Britney's breasts aren't real.
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Old 11-24-2003, 06:14 PM
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Old 11-24-2003, 06:30 PM
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According to this fun site, she's had surgery...but in reverse now.


http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/britney_chest.php
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Old 11-24-2003, 08:07 PM
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Yeah, I saw a picture of her that was taken after she supposedly had her breast augmentation where she was laying on her back, and I am 100% sure they are real. That and the fact that there are some very revealing pics of her where her breasts appear much smaller than in the pics that some people use as evidence that she got an implant.
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By aby chance, do you ..um..happen to have a link to these pictures...for verification of course.
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