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Old 12-04-2003, 02:44 PM
Cervaise Cervaise is offline
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Giant red bows for cars given as gifts

In the TV commercials, whenever somebody gives a car to someone as a gift, whether it's husband to wife or parent to child or whatever, there's always this big-ass bow on the car, as if to additionally signify that it's a present.

The first few times I saw these in the ads, I assumed it was just a convention, a bit of visual shorthand to emphasize the "gift" message for the purposes of the commercial (sort of like in movies how a bag of groceries always has a long thin baguette sticking out of it to let the viewer know what's in the bag).

But then I started to wonder: If you were giving a car as a gift and you actually wanted a big-ass bow, could you get one?

And if so, will the dealership throw it in for free if you're buying a car brand-new? Or does it cost extra? Seems like it's a lot of plastic or whatever they're made out of. If I wanted to buy it separately — say, I got a car out of the newspaper classifieds and now I want a bow to go with it — how much would it be?

I'm still thinking they're probably fiction, but the more I considered the less certain I am. Anybody ever tried to obtain one? What's the skinny?
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Old 12-04-2003, 03:01 PM
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About 5 years ago my ex-father in law bought my ex-mother in law a little Mercedes convertible as an Xmas present. On Xmas eve we went to the garage where it had been stored and drove it to the house. In the trunk was a roll of red plastic (sort of like police tape, only red and withouth writing). We were able to wrap the car up and we topped it off with a big red bow we bought at the drug store.

That car was a ton of fun to drive.
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Old 12-04-2003, 03:12 PM
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Someone has been watching those stupid Lexus commercials they run every year, methinks.

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Old 12-04-2003, 03:24 PM
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Apparently you can get them. Neat!
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Old 12-04-2003, 03:24 PM
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Apparently you can get them. Neat!
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:53 PM
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If someone gives me a car as a gift, I don't want no stupid sissy bow on my car. If you want something on the car to emphasize that this is a gift, then make it something that says "this is a gift for a man."

Like a ham or something.
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Old 12-04-2003, 06:25 PM
Cervaise Cervaise is offline
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Apparently you can get them. Neat!
Wow, that's pretty cool that you can—

A HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS?

Sheesh. If I ever give a car to somebody, they'll be lucky if I scrape off all of the colored crayon.
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