Chewbacca or Worf?

[WIGGUM]

Who would win in a fight? Hand to hand, no weapons.

I figure it would have to be a fight to the death because neither of them would cry mercy.

I gotta go with Chewy on this one. He's got over 200 years of experience, he's got claws, and he's definitely got the reach advantage. Worf would hold his own for a while, but the Wookiee would lay the smack down on him in the third.

[Kiki]

Chewbacca all the way!! He's quite the bad ass.

Now... Taz or the Road Runner?

[mega the roo]

Chewy. Duh.

Taz and the Road Runner.. in a race?

If that's what you mean, I'd have to go for the Road Runner. I imagine the way Taz cuts into the earth causes a bit of friction, slowing the little sucker, down.

[SwimmingRiddles]

I agree with the Roo on the race thing, but if it was a street fight, no rules, Taz would eat the Road Runner. Literally.

Martha Stewart and Heloise. Go.

[Munch]

I can't back this up, but I have a feeling Heloise fights dirty. She'd pound Martha good while she was looking up stock quotes.

Mr. Ed or Mr. Greenjeans, go.

[Inky-]

Chewbacca, all the way.

Warf was was WAY too wrapped up in his own inner conflict between bieng a Klingon and bieng too human and all that "honor" baggage.

Chewies the strong silent type who you KNEW was ready to drop the nutty laser-shooting crossbow and put the smack down.

[Inky-]

Oops. forgot myself there...

GreenJeans was a sneaky, stealthy, ninja-like charactor. Always popping up outta nowhere, and WAY too clever for mister moose's ping pong ball tricks.

Poppin' fresh Vs. Toucan Sam

[struuter]

One gulp. Bye-bye dough boy. (My brother always said he must've been stoned, the way he giggled all the time)

How about a tag team event?
The Keebler Elves vs. Snap, Crackle and Pop

[Demo]

Good one. Keeblers have them in numbers, but Snap et al have the elves in youth and military training. My vote is for Snap, Crackle and Pop.

How about Einstein vs Feynman takin' it to the parking lot?

[G.B.H. Hornswoggler]

You kidding? Feynman had forearms like cables from all his bongoing. He'd pop Albert's head off like a grape.

Big Bird vs. Captain Kangaroo

[Inky-]

Feynman was WAT too dependant on weapons, stabbing his opponants with pointed diagrams, Einstien had the advantage of astounding speed, moving so fast thet he could actually strike a blow BEFORE the punch was thown and the added benefit of the quantum mass the punch delivered as it approached the speed of light.

Howz' about Pac Man vs. Dig Dug?

[SwimmingRiddles]

Big Bird doesn't have thumbs. The Cap' would kick his feathered ass.

I don't know who dig dug is, so I'll go with pacman. ::hangs head in shame::

[drewbert]

Snap, Crackle and Pop make a lot of noise, but they're nothing but air. Keebler Elves eat them for breakfast.

Snuggles the Softener Bear vs. Poppin' Fresh?

[Catrandom]

When I saw the thread title, I thought you meant that romantically In which case it'd be Chewy, of course. Worf talks too much. Fightwise, I'd also have to go with the Wookiee.

Morris the Cat vs. the Fancy Feast Persian

Catrandom

[Squee]

Howz' about Pac Man vs. Dig Dug?

Easy! Dig Dug would stick a hose up Pac Man's ass and inflate him till he popped like a zit!

[Dragwyr]

Morris the Cat vs. the Fancy Feast Persian

Catrandom

Definately the Fancy Feast Persian! Morris the Cat was just too lazy in my opinion.

How about Ray Stevens VS. Wierd Al Yankovich?

[Trion]

Cleaning up a little:

Snuggles the Softener Bear vs. Poppin' Fresh?

Poppin' Fresh bakes the Bear

Ray Stevens VS. Wierd Al Yankovich?

Ray just isn't focused enough. Weird Al.

The Tidy-Bowl Man vs. The Scrubbing Bubbles?

[SwimmingRiddles]

Scubbing Bubbles. They were really militant. (I actually bought some, because of the scrubbing bubbles. Sucessful advertising at work!)

Morris the Cat always had a cynical-slacker-but-also-Judo-expert kind of feel. Besides, Fancy Feast Persian would be too afraid of bending a whisker.

Weird Al would just confuse Ray until he had opportunity to attack. Al.

The Bloodhound Gang (the TV show, not the band) vs. The Ghostwriter Gang.

[Inky-]

I think The Bloodhound Gang would be at a serious disadventage against Ghostwriter --an entity who cannot be sinply explained away via junior high science.

So as long as the Ghostwriter gang steers away from traps which can be easily foiled by knowlage about electromagnets, pinhole cameras or water tension, they've got it in the bag.

Bill Gates Vs. a jar of chiggers.

[Demo]

Bill Gates Vs. a jar of chiggers

Who knows? But I'd sure like to see THAT!

[psycat90]

Scrubbing Bubbles would kick the sh*t out of Tidy-Bowl Man.(hehe), But, Mr Clean on the other hand, would wipe the floor with all of 'em.

[soulsling]

chewy
snap, crackle and pop
dig dug
poppin fresh
fancy persian

how 'bouts:
R2D2 vs. V.I.N.CENT from the Black Hole?

[Dragwyr]

how 'bouts:
R2D2 vs. V.I.N.CENT from the Black Hole?

R2D2. He's simply more resourceful.


Snoopy VS Lassie

[struuter]

Inky--
Yikes! I got into trouble for that last one! I laughed so hard at the jar of chiggers that somebody came out and asked what I was working on that was so funny. My money's on the chiggers...even though, according to the Onion, Bill Gates has elevated himself to 20th level magic user...I guess you had to read it.

What about Herman Munster vs. Gomez Addams?

[Billdo]

Snoopy v. Lassie

The Red Barron would shoot Lassie right out of the sky

Herman Munster v. Gomez Addams

The Herm's got major size on Gomez, but Addams is a lot quicker and more agile. Addams by a decision.

How 'bout: Dr. Pepper v. Mr. Pibb

[Daniel]

Herman Munster would feed Gomez to whatever lived under the stairs.

I'm ignoring the Pepper vs Pibb one b/c I don't like either; they'd probably just corrode their own cans and spill into the gutter before the fight started.

Hong Kong Phooey vs. Goku

[Inky-]

R2D2 vs. V.I.N.CENT from the Black Hole?

Back up, was V.I.N.CENT the red saw-wielding thing, the red and silver R2-D2 clone, or the beat-up robotic hayseed?

My money is on R2 either way, he's sorta' the robotic equivilent of a swiss army knife.

[saucy potato]

Hong Kong Phooey vs. Goku? I don't know either, but I'll take a guess and bet on the former. Sounds bigger.

Data vs. the T1000

[Inky-]

Data vs. the T1000

Okay, if this battle was waged in the Star Trek universe, Data would win, probably by modifying a Tri-Corder (sp?) and a toaster oven (the Star Trek universe seems prone to technology driven plot contrivences).

If this battle is waged in the gritty James Cameron universe Data would still win, but he'd probably get cut in half in the process.

Godzilla Vs. the entire population of Wisconsin

[teela brown]

The pop. of Wisconsin. They would feed all the cheese in the state to Godzilla, and he'd spend such a long time in the can that the referee would call it a forfeit.

Chmee vs. The Hindmost.

[Demo]

Re: Mr Pibb & Dr Pepper.

According to the Rocky movies, the one with the best theme song always wins the fight. Therefore, Dr Pepper wins by default.

WTF is a chee and hindmost?

[brittainy]

Even though I am a big Chewy supporter. I would have to say Worf becuas Chewy just seems too nice, and for some strange I feel I know him personally from seeing the movies. Weird huh? Anyways! Besides Worf has that Clingon battle stuff in him, you can't mess with that.

[dwtno]

Chmee vs. The Hindmost.

Well, The Hindmost, of course. Always bet on the Puppeteer. 'Nuff said.

[dwtno]

And to add my own challange...

Herb or Les?

[phouka]

Les is way more vicious than Herb. He'd make him cry like a little girl.

Hmm . . .

Josie and the Pussycats vs. Captain Caveman and his trio of girlies.

[Occam]

I don't know who Les or Herb are...so.

The Goodhumor man VS. "Da' Cookie Man" (delivery guy for Nabisco)

[Irishman]

Catrandom... ::Chortle:: "Romantically" ::chortle:: Gee, would that be doggie style?

Inky, V.I.N.CENT was the gray robot (new, not beat up).

CAPTAIN CAAVEMAAAAN!!!!! He's got that club, and he's not hampered by civilization.

Okay, Muppets, or Fraggles?

(Damn, this thread is funny!)

[Quadzilla]

Okay, Muppets, or Fraggles?

Oh, man - definitely the Muppets. The Fraggles are 1)too small, and 2)Miss Piggy would take care of all of them. If Animal didn't get to the Doozer Sticks and demoralize the little buggers first.

So...Monty Python vs. Red Dwarf?

[soulsling]

So...Monty Python vs. Red Dwarf?

tough one, gotta say monty, way more resourceful then the crew of red dwarf. better imaginations.

inky: v.i.n.cent was the r2d2 like one, new, with the attached laser blasters that beat S.T.A.R. the humanoid sharpshooter.

[Koffing]

Chewbacca vs. Worf: Chewie's got reach, mass, and experience. Gotta give it to the Wookie.

Taz vs. Roadrunner: The Roadrunner would dust Taz in a straight race. If they're fighting, Taz would eventually land a blow, and the bird would be through.

Poppin' Fresh vs. Toucan Sam: This is a toughie. PF probably doesn't have much strength, and he's one big pressure point, but I have the feeling that TS has a glass beak. PF would win after a long bout due to his doughy resilience. PF beats Snuggles for the same reason.

Keebler Elves vs. Snap, Crackle, and Pop: Users are losers, and that Crackle is a stoner if I ever saw one (take a look at him sometime!). This combined both with the fact that the other two are a band leader and a chef and the advantage of numbers, the Keebler Elves win a pyrrhic victory; Crackle devoured their entire stock to satisfy his munchies!

Einstein vs. Feinman: Feinman would cheat and take the day.

Big Bird vs. Captain Kangaroo: Big Bird would use his superior reach to get a hold on the Captain, and, then, it's time for the Zangeif moves. FINAL... ATOMIC... BUSTAH!

Pac-Man vs. Dig Dug: Dig Dug has trained his entire life in taking out round devourers. Pac-Man is inflated and popped!

Morris vs. Fancy Feast Persian: Morris's aura of sheer bitterness and cynicism alone would drive that candy-assed Persian to tears.

Ty-D-Bol Man vs. Scrubbing Bubbles: The Bubbles are MIGHTY! Their might coupled with their internal combustion engines would spell defeat for the tiny man in the tiny boat.

R2-D2 vs. V.I.N.CENT: Anyone who's seen the Star Wars movies knows that R2 is a right bastard (my theory on why they don't translate his dialogue). Vinny's a little too proper. He has the advantage of flight, but R2 would bring him down with a little of that taser action or the flight mode hinted at in the Phantom Menace Art Book. R2 takes it.

Snoopy vs. Lassie: Snoopy has two advantages: superior technology (the Sopwith Camel) and opposable thumbs. A few strafing runs, and Lassie's running home to Timmy.

Herman Muenster vs. Gomez Addams: It'd be a close one, but Gomez's high Warfare beats out Herman's superior Strength.

Dr Pepper vs. Mr. Pibb: Unknown to Dr Pepper, Mr. Pibb is secretly his brother Rex Pepper who ran away when he was but a boy only to secretly take the secret identity of the masked soda Mr. Pibb. Pibb drops Pepper with a gut punch when Pepper inquires a little too closely.

Hong Kong Phooey vs. Goku: Hong Kong Phooey is tough (especially with his cat's help), but he can't stand up to a power level of... 10,000!? But that's impossible!

Data vs. T-1000: Data had nookie with Tasha Yar. This elevates him to a level of cool that the T-1000 can't touch. Data dismisses him.

Chmeee vs. Hindmost: The Hindmost would win somehow. The leader of the most paranoid race in Known Space would have contingency plan upon contingency plan.

Herb vs. Les: Les would trap Herb behind an invisible wall marked off by masking tape. The disoriented Herb would be easy prey for Les's cutting wit. Fly, turkey, fly!

Josie and the Pussycats vs. Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels: Little did you know that the Pussycats and the Teen Angels are one and the same. Captain Caveman would add Josie to his group, bringing in a much-needed redhead to what would then be known as the Josie, Captain Caveman, and the Teen Pussycats Action Hour.

Whew!

Okay, Smurfs vs. Snorks vs. Monchichi in a Royal Rumble?

[Lexicon]

Chewie would tap a keg of whoop ass on that whiny Klingon bitch.

Road Runner is a fast motherfu-shet yo mouf! He would defintiely dust Taz.

Martha Stewart would kick some ass. Under that bullshit smile is a ruthless high-tone bitch in an Eldorado.

Mr. Ed. Come on, man, he's a horse.

Poppin' fresh, every time. He's dough, so I imagine he would have some T1000 like properties. I bet he could form some pretty bad ass weapons out of his doughy ass if provoked.

The Keeblers would definitely take those rice crispy sissies. For one thing, there's more of them, and another thing is they're not human. They're elves. None of them were ever in the band or a chef. Everyone know that those guys are panty-waists... (a big ass disclaimer here, it' a joke, don't get your undies ruffled.)

Feynman would beat Einstein like a wild eyed mule. Just think about it, Einstein was a bitch. Smart as hell, but weak.

Big Bird was such a pussy. Captain Kangaroo, pedophile pot-head closet S&M freak that he was would definite get medievil on his feathery yellow ass.

Dig-Dug was the man, and pac-man was a smiley face. Dig Dug would crack Paccy on his big yellow headpiece with his big ass shovel and knock his ass out cold. Then he would be free to pearl harbor his unconscious foe.

Once again, poppin' fresh would reign victorious over that sissy mary flit boy snuggle.

Morris would get his bitch smacked up by that catty persian.

Weird al would kick the shit out of Ray WWF style, because Stone Cold said so. Then Marvin Gaye would come up and kick his ass. He'd get it on.

R2 all the way, the force is strong with him.

It was a tough call, but I think that Snoopy would come out on top, literally. He was smoove, and Lassie would definitely end up giving it up if he wore his smoking jacket.

I think Gomez would kick some ass. I don't know why.

Mr. Pibb could take Dr. Pepper, but the doc is rich enough to hire legions of terror to crush the Pibb. Just what the doctor ordered.

T1000 vs. Data? Do you even need to ask? T1000 would slice and dice Data like a juice tiger.

Godzilla Vs. the entire population of Wisconsin. We should be so lucky... You saw what s/he did to Tokyo and New York right? Wisconsin would be toast.

Whew! Now that I answered all the previous ones, I can ask one of my own...

The Rumple Minze chic (complete with polar bear) VS. Shannon Doherty?

[Persephone]

Gotta go with Chewie. I love Worf, but he is just no match for Chewie's size & strength.

Here's a few:[list][*]Blue from Blue's Clues vs. Elmo from Sesame Street[*]Don Imus vs. Howard Stern[*]UncleBeer vs. WallyM7

Sorry. Couldn't resist that last one.

[SingleDad]

{hijack}
Immortalized in the board game, The Creature that Ate Sheboygan. I actually played it once; The creature was killed by the courageous and resourceful residents of Sheboygan.
{/hijack}

[Jophiel]

For the definitive answer on Chewbacca v. Worf:
http://www.thefunniest.com/grudge/Hi...chew-worf.html

[MagicalSilverKey]

Triple Threat Brain Match:
Cecil Adams vs David Feldman vs Marilyn Vos Savant
my bet = Cecil, of course. I see flashes of the movie "Scanners" here, on Dave & Marilyn's behalf.

Anchor Match:
Tom Brokaw vs. Dan Rather
my bet = Dan Rather. The dude's got a 'tude.

Metal Match:
Rob Zombie vs Marilyn Manson
my bet = Rob Zombie. Marilyn creeps me out, but Rob is undead.

[WIGGUM]

Zombie would tear out a few more of Manson's ribs in just shy of 5 seconds.

Next on the prizefighting ticket:

John Wayne vs. a Carton of Pall Mall's

O.J. Simpson vs. Puck from the Real World

The Wasssssuuuuuuuuuupp? guy from the Bud commercials vs. Clara Peller of "Where's the beef?" fame in an electrified-steel-cage-grudge-match of the Catch Phrase stars.

[G.B.H. Hornswoggler]

The Duke never saw a pack of smokes he couldn't kill; he gets that one.

O.J.'s already demonstrated he's willing and able to kill weedy obnoxious hangers-on, but he'd have to spend a few years afterward looking for "the real killers."

Clara Peller's lung-power is enough to stun a rhino in its tracks, which would give her plenty of time to get to the Bud guy (on her spindly, old-lady legs) and stab him to death with a spork.

Next: G.I. Joe vs. Thundercats

[Yankee Blue]

OP: Chewbacca, by a KO, no question.

GI Joe vs the Thundercats - are we talking Kung fu grip here? Gotta goe with Joe, they have the arms race won on that one.

next: Xena, Warrior Princess vs. Wonder Woman

[lachesis]

umph. a little handicapped here, since i never actually watched any G.I. Joe. (admission by omission, there )

hmm. both sides fighting for truth, justice and the Amer....uh, that is, right. well, while G.I. Joe and company probably sport all kinds of kick-ass hardware and weaponry, my money's gotta be on the Thundercats. they have nine lives, n'est pas?

next up:

Frank Black vs. Ezekiel Stone

(yeah, i know--all hell breaks loose if either loses)

[Rosebud]

Xena, in a close decision based on the superiority of her wardrobe.

Freakish Little Pepsi girl vs. Freakish Little Welch's Grape Juice Girl-- or both of them vs. the Olsen twins.