Why are those types of parodies not allowed on the boards? What is wrong with some drug humor?
Also, what is wrong with my sig line? It is a joke based on the idea that marijuana users should smoke up 4:20 PM EVERY DAY 
, and the drug of choice injected by my namesake. Plenty of people make jokes about their nickname, some joke about my name(suggesting I should call myself ala Kurt), yet I cannot make a joke?
I’ve pretty much stayed away from the pile-ons you seem to inspire, Kurdt. But you know what? You really are an annoying little whiney fucker.
Pitting a moderator is generally not a wise move regardless of the circumstances.
It would probably help if your joke was funny
perhaps I shouldn’t post when I’m in such a bad mood…I’m sure I will be pitted before long :rolleyes:
I have to say, I’m certain this post will attract a lot of posters who’ve already put you on their bad list, but I’m actually proud that in the post you linked that there was a three hour and fourty five minutes period where we actually ( :eek: ) ignored you!!!
You know, every Pit thread you’ve started has turned on you and ended with you getting dog-piled. You’re like Bart with the electrified cupcake. Take a hint already and stop posting new OPs in here. And for fuck’s sake, stop whining.
KKkkkkkkkuuuuuuurrrrrrdddddddttttttt!!!. Stop. Please. Just. stop.
For the love of God, STOP! You are currently making an ass of yourself in a major way. People have tried to help you and you have continued being a whiney fuck! STOP! Quit posting.
Ahhh. Kurdt has posted an intensely stupid thread in MPSIMS, got it locked, and immediately started two equally stupid Pit threads.
The new board has officially been broken in.
Looks like people are eager to jump on the pile-on.
I was not saying he was a fuckface, how he should fuck off into a ass cavern filled with mongoose shit that is covered with angry bees, or even that he was wrong.
I just need some sort of less vague justification of closing the thread, and telling me to change my sig.
So, bugger off y’all.
because your sig appears to be encouraging heroin use.
Not a good thing. There. Answer. Are you happy now?
Ah, ad hominems. You have no dog in this fight, shithead. So fuck off, you bandwagoning neanderthal.
"because your sig appears to be encouraging heroin use.
Not a good thing. There. Answer. Are you happy now?
"
It is supposed to be humorous/comical(or at least attempted to), and the effort towards that is the all caps being applied. And it is incredibly absurd, my sig.
That wasn’t an ad hominem. She said the joke wasn’t funny, not that you weren’t funny*. An ad hominem would be when you completly ignore the content of a post and simply insult the poster. jesleigh did not, in fact, insult you.
As for her (or any of us) “having a dog in this fight,” I have to point out that you were the one who decided to make this a public issue. If you don’t want comments from people not directly involved in the topic (i.e. anyone not CajunMan), you should have e-mailed him. By starting a new thread, you are tacitly inviting comments from anyone who feels they have something to say on the subject.
Incidentally, do you plan to ever stop whining? It’s not very becoming.
*You aren’t, BTW.
Ad Hominem. I won’t bother replying or caring much about your opinion if you pepper your replies with them.
And yes, to take a new AWESOME I GET TO ATTACK KURT FOR NO REASON POST from your mouth, I’m sure you don’t care much about my opinion already.
Please tell me how I am whining. Cite the OP. PROVE IT.
Hey fuckweiner.
Have you ever known anyone who did heroin? Have you ever known someone on methadone, trying to get their lives together? Have you ever lost a friend to heroin, known that they were sitting in a room with half a dozen people, supposed friends, when they just stopped breathing?
They stripped his body of all his cash and his jewelry before they carried him downstairs and called the cops.
It isn’t a fucking joke.
You really are a whining little baby.
Yes. You are being piled on. It’s what you wanted. You’ve invited us to do it.
Which is fine by me. Just don’t cry about it later.
Kurdt Kobain, I don’t care how old you say you are. You are simply not emotionally mature enough to be on this message board. If you ARE as old, chronologically, as you say you are, you may never be mature enough to post on the Straight Dope Message Board.
Goodbye.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope