Bat Boy and Bigfoot in Mourning: Daddy of the Weekly World News is Dead

From the L.A. Times

As the editor of a national weekly publication, Eddie Clontz always knew what he would do if he received a phone call from someone who said he had a Martian living in his bedroom. It wasn’t what other editors would do. "I’d tell the guy, ‘Great, we’ll send a reporter right over,’ " Clontz said in a speech to the Florida Press Club some years ago. As the longtime editor of the Weekly World News, America’s most outlandish supermarket tabloid, Clontz operated in an alternate journalistic universe — one populated by space aliens, talking cats and gardeners who married their vegetables. Clontz, the man who turned an obscure woman’s claim about the late Elvis Presley into a front-page headline — Elvis Is Alive! — that sold over a million copies of the paper and launched a nationwide frenzy of Elvis sightings, has died. He was 56.

Clontz, who left the Boca Raton, Fla.-based tabloid in 2000 after 19 years, died Jan. 26 of liver and kidney disease and complications of diabetes at his home in Salt Springs, Fla., said his son, Bryan. The Charlotte, N.C., native held a special place in the world of tabloid newspapers, one that spurred the mainstream press to dub him the King of Supermarket Tabloids and the Yoda of the industry. For his part, Clontz saw himself as something of a tabloid P.T. Barnum. “We are a throwback,” he told the Philadelphia Inquirer in 2000. “We are a sideshow, and we’ve got to get people into the circus tent. So we will put the three-headed woman out there, and we will put the 1,000-pound fat guy out there.” At the Weekly World News, Clontz encouraged his reporters to follow the axiom: “Never question yourself out of a good story.”

From his desk in the middle of the Weekly World News newsroom — in Lantana, Fla., during his heyday — Clontz kept his 18-person staff motivated with his booming baritone, raucous laugh and sense of fun. He’d whip out his SuperSoaker water gun and squirt unsuspecting staff members, or he’d don his rubber dog mask to keep the newsroom energized. “He was very much a jokester and there was comedy club humor all day long, and that would spark what we did and how we worked,” Sal Ivone, who was the tabloid’s managing editor during Clontz’s reign, told The Times.

Clontz set the tone for the staff that turned out such classic Weekly World News stories as Bat Boy, a half-bat, half-human creature with razor-sharp teeth that was supposedly discovered by a research team in West Virginia. Clontz also took pride in writing the famous 1988 “Elvis Is Alive!” headline, whose subhead read: the “King of Rock ‘N’ Roll Faked His Death and Is Living in Kalamazoo, Mich.!” The Elvis edition became the tabloid’s biggest seller, gave birth to the Elvis-is-alive phenomenon and led to dozens of spin-off Elvis-sighting stories.

Yeah, right! The truth is that Clontz faked his own death to go live in the mountains with his wife, Trudy, a sasquatch who is best known from the Patterson film.

If you like the tabloids, and especially the wacky antics of the Weekly World News, this might be a book you’re interested in reading. Some great stuff in there from a long-time insider.

http://www.prometheusbooks.com/site/catalog/book_964.html

I’m sorry to hear he’s gone.

I knew I should have picked up that issue with Saddam’s love letters in it …

I love the WWN, which I guess is one or two grades above say “I love the WWE”. Ed Anger, Dear Dotty, and of course, those classic headlines:

From 2003

NAZI ROCKET CRASH-LANDS IN LONDON 58 YEARS AFTER IT WAS LAUNCHED!
MAN INVENTS NEW BICYCLE — FOR HORSES!
SPACE ALIENS ARE SENDING THEIR KIDS TO EARTH’S UNIVERSITIES
WOMAN FINDS DEAD LEPRECHAUN IN A JAR!
200 ELVES LAID OFF! SANTA MOVES OPERATIONS TO HONDURAN SWEATSHOP
HILLBILLY ZOMBIES CAUSE MOUNTAIN MAYHEM!
DUCK HUNTERS SHOOT ANGEL!
FEBRUARY TO BE CANCELED!
VENGEFUL FROGS EAT FRENCH CHEF’S LEGS
MEAT-EATING LIONS DEVOUR VEGETARIAN MISSIONARIES
NEW SUPERNATURAL MENACE . . . WEREPOODLES

Or From Previous Years:
BIZZARE COMMUNIST PLOT: BILLION CHINESE TO JUMP UP & DOWN AND THROW EATH OUT OF ORBIT
BLIND MAN REGAINS SIGHT AND DUMPS UGLY WIFE
HILLARY CHEATS ON BILL WITH A SPACE ALIEN
WE WERE RAPED BY A SEX-CRAZED TURTLE!
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL IS GAY!
SNAPPING TURTLE BITES OFF VACATIONER’S TESTICLES!
NEW REMOTE CONTROL DEVICE GIVES WOMEN ORGASMS – AT UP TO 80 YARDS AWAY!
A SPACE ALIEN TRIED TO MATE WITH MY HARLEY!
CASTRO LAUNCHES SHARK ATTACK ON USA

Was it magically delicious?

My favorite edition had the headline and pictures of “The Pig Boy,” who was the result of a woman being frightened by a pig. The child was adorable looking - a fat, round, cherub who happened to have the snout and ears of a hog. The best part was the picture of the tyke taken on a bear-skin rug type thing where you can clearly see his curly little tail.

“BIZZARE COMMUNIST PLOT: BILLION CHINESE TO JUMP UP & DOWN AND THROW EARTH OUT OF ORBIT”

Which we all know, from reading the writings of the Master, will not work. Now, if they all decided to yell really loudly at the same time…

This is my all-time favorite- but you need the subhead for full effect. It went something like, “‘I thought she was gay,’ says baffled Bill.”

My (all-too-yet-mercifully-) brief career in radio was as the Voice of Ed Anger, at least on a very obscure college radio station. I was always suprised that Ed Anger never got his own talk show: can’t be any worse than what’s currently on Sunday mornings…

Wasn’t me!

I love WWN.

I send them over to a friend of mine in England and she finds Bat Boy vastly entertaining, I mean, c’mon, who wouldn’t!

I’ve always thought I could work for a newspaper like that.

One that does an article about Saddam’s Love Letters. Heeee. What is not to love?

Gosh, he was young. Poor guy.

My two favorite covers ever were: MAN FINDS MERMAID IN TUNA SANDWICH - subheaded “get your own mermaid today - details inside!”

and

WOMAN KILLED BY STATIC CLING (she was taking socks out of the dryer and had neglected to use fabric softener - the static shock from the socks sent her heart into arrythmia.)

A moment of silence while we peruse this week’s issue.

Oh my goodness…

…my garden gnome might be a terrorist!

Aliens are here for our Krispy Kremes.
Well, that explains everything.

“Oh the Aliens
Have Landed,
And we’ll tell you
Where they are…”

Midnight Star, by Weird Al Yankovic

My favorite WWN headline goes back years, but to me it still epitomizes what the WWN is all about:

“GIANT STATUE OF ELVIS FOUND ON MARS”

Zen-like in it’s tabloid perfection.

My favorite from this week’s issue:

PRINCESS ANNE’S DOG PLOTTED DI’S DEATH!

You just can’t make this stuff up . . . No, wait, I mean you can.

I always found Weekly World News to be consistently reliable.

No matter what it headlined, it was incorrect.

You don’t get that degree of consistency from any other news source!

:slight_smile:

What a crock!!! I challenge them to show us 7 congressmen who aren’t zombies!