Much of what they print(ed), outside of the obviously outlandish articles, was at least based on the kernel of a true story. I learned this back in the early '90s when I was perusing a random issue in a stack of WWN my then-boss had brought in to work for the amusement of our customers.
I came across a short article about a man who had murdered his first wife and then, after doing prison time for that crime, attacked his second wife with an axe. Thing was, I personally knew the man named in the article, when I was a teenager, and the “funny” thing about the article was that their “fact-twisting” actually made the story less sensational.
The basic mistake in the article was the order of the wives. The “first wife” that he killed was actually his second wife; the “second wife” in the article was actually his first wife, with whom he had three sons, (the oldest being the same age as me), and with whom he reconciled and remarried after being released from prison.
The thing about the guy was that he was one of the nicest guys you’d ever want to meet. Unless he was drinking — then he apparently became an angry, violent asshole (I never saw him in that condition). I don’t know the circumstances of his divorce from his first wife, but she and their sons attended the same church as my family, and we were all friends.
My dad, a state patrol officer at the time, happened to meet the guy while the guy was still in one of the state max-security prisons, where the guy had found religion and turned himself around. The guy eventually ended up in the state “honor camp”, which is just what it sounds like. It was basically a step more secure than a halfway house for parolees, essentially for prisoners who were close to being paroled and who could be trusted not to try to escape. It was out in the middle of a national forest and had no walls or fences. My family visited him there a number of times, and that’s where I learned the story of his crime.
His second wife was having an affair, and he found out where she and her lover were going to be one evening. In a drunken rage, he took his shotgun and waited outside the restaurant they were in, intending to kill the lover. When they came out of the restaurant, he fired, but hit and killed his wife instead. Then he unloaded his weapon, laid it down, and sat on the curb to wait for the police. He admitted his guilt, was genuinely remorseful, and went off to prison without protest. I don’t know how long he was actually in prison, though it couldn’t have been very long, since his youngest son from his first marriage was only about 10 when he was released. But in prison, as I mentioned, he found religion, turned himself around, and became a model prisoner.
Once he had been transferred to the honor camp, he was regularly visited by his first wife and their sons, and they got to know each other again, and shortly after he was paroled they remarried. He was a model citizen for years. The rest of the story I only know third-hand, as my family had moved away by then, but apparently, at some point he started drinking again, and one day he got angry and hit his wife with an axe. She wasn’t seriously injured, but it was still a parole violation, and he was sent back to prison.
I just assume that the WWN came across the story of the axe attack on the AP wire or some similar source, and that the story was probably just a brief blurb. So with just a short story lacking in details, they took what they had and dressed it up a bit, probably just to fill a couple column inches that needed filling.