I hate, despise and abominate SUVs. To me, they epitomize exactly why this country is so screwed up. But I don’t need to debate about this, I want to have some fun. Lately I’ve been making up funny names for SUVs so that I can yell at people when in my car. Some of my personal favorites:
The GMC Gigantor
The Ford FatAss
The Overcompensator
Nothing gives me more satisfaction than muttering “OK guy, move your f**king Overcompensator and get out of my way!”
So let’s make up more, shall we?
Dominatrix to be driven by only little old ladies.
I think Dave Barry wrote a column about the GMC Subdivision - I thought that was pretty funny.
How about the Ford Exhorbitant?
Instead of the Ford “Explorer,” I call it the Exploder.
Because of the Firestone tires, don’tcha know. 
I think I originally read this in Dave Barry, but the “Jeep-Violent Savage” has always cracked me up.
Ford PSTSHSIAC2U (Phallic Symbol That Shows How Successful I Am Compared To You).
We can call it the Phord Phallus for short.
I always refer to the Ford Excrement, which is in keeping with their penchant for starting every SUV name with “Ex”.
I’ve also started referring to the Aztec as an “Ass Tick” because, well, that’s what it looks like from the back.
The GMC Guzzler
And my favorite…
The Chevy Monstrosity
because, from webster.com, it is defined as:
Main Entry: mon·stros·i·ty
Pronunciation: män-'strä-s&-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
…
3 a : an object of great and often frightening size, force, or complexity b : an excessively bad or shocking example
Canyonero-o-o-o! Hyah! 
The GMC Monolith
The Ford Rodan
The Dodge Star Destroyer
The Chevrolet Nyarlathotep
The GMC Titanic
“Giant robot”
The Ford mobile recycling station
Jeep Jupiter…“Not only do we have climate control, but we have our own atmosphere and several small children orbiting our exterior.”
*small children sold seperately.
Ford Monolith
The slightly larger model is called The Ford Megalith
Chevy Ark
GMC Nimitz Class
Subaru Humpback
Lexus Behemouth
Oldsmobile Ozonator
Mitsubishi Megalopolis
The Oldsmobile Global Surveyor
The Ford Stonehenge
The Chrysler Eregant (note witty combination of Arrogant/Elegant)
The Chevrolet Annihilator
The GMC Atlas
and of course:
The Dodge Royal Grand Excavation, Extended Eddie Bauer Luxury Platinum Edition
And now for some small cars:
The Daihatsu Boing
The Ford Puddle
The Toyota Filet
The Volkswagen Kleine
The Honda Particle
Mr. S calls them “Suburban Assault Vehicles” (thank you, Stripes).
How about the GMC Priapism?
This is hilarious.
Mitsubishi Mammoth
Dodge Diplodicus
Ford Frivolous
BMW Brontisaurus
Chevrolet Consumer
GMC Greed
Dodge Dreadnaught
If your vehicle is taller than you are, you should be required to get a truck license to drive it. Maybe then you wouldn’t see so many SUVs parked in compact car spaces.
Though it might be a cliche, I favor “Urban Assault Vehicle” for all SUVs. Perfect description - since the drivers of same ALWAYS act as if they are the most important people on the road, and that it’s worth killing ten people around them, as long as they can keep up their cell phone conversation on their way to their Botox injection appointments.
I saw one the other day with a PETA bumper sticker. If I had it to do over again, I would have left a note: “What, you don’t think animals need clean air, too?”
If you want an alternative, I think “weenie wagon” has a nice ring to it.
-Hosiah, {driving a Dodge Spirit festooned with Peace and Love stickers}
Priceless! You guys are cracking me up!
How about:
GMC Gargantua
Ford Excessor
Lexus Superiority-complexus
Ford Dinosaurus
Mitsubishi Saruman
Dodge Decadent
Land Rover Freeloader
(I hate that little Freelander)
Land Rover Contempt XL
GMC Galactica
Ford Smaug
Dodge This!
Lincoln Blackheart
Cadillac Bling-Bling
Isuzu Stormtrooper
Hummer Microphallus