Let's go to the mooooooooovies

[Matchka]

Only one roooooool: Please just advance your 8 best efforts.

Silence of the Cows
Ben Herd
Empire of the Cow
Cow (someone had to do it)
Sex, Cows and Videotape
Something About Cows
Food of the Cows
Bull Durham

[CandidGamera]

Hollywood and Bovine
Moo Over Miami
Where Eagles Dairy
For Whom the Bull Tolls
It Cud Happen to You
The Portrait of Dorian Graze
Cowsablanca
Ruminant With a View
Carlito's Whey

Okay, that's nine. Sorry.

[ftg]

Genre: Bad horror.

C.U.D.
The Udders
Stephen King's The Milkmaid with Cold Hands
The Little Barn of Horrors
Meat (an actual documentary by Frederick Wiseman)
The Texas Meatsaw Massacre
The Cow with Six Stomachs
Wes Craven's Bellow

[MovieMogul]

Udder Suspicion
Jersey Girl
The Dark Calf
Calf Moooooon Street
Days Bovine and Roses
American Cowpie
Kissing Jessica Holstein
The Horn Blows at Midnight
Cow on a Hot Tin Hoof
The Times of Harvey Milk
Cud (starring Patricia Veal and Paul Mooooman)

and (in all seriousness), the best cow movie of all time: Vacas

[Max Carnage]

Steer Wars: A Moo Hope
Pirates of the Cowabean
Porgie and Bessie
Termoonator 3: Rise of the Moochines
We're No Angus
Wes Craven's Cream (eeew, maybe not)
Disney's Holes-tein
Pixar's The Incredibulls

[CandidGamera]

Some more?

Battle Beyond the Steers
The Udder Sister
Disney's Black Holstein
Cow, Voyager
The Churn of the Screw

And who could forget the HBO mini-series, Brand of Brothers?

[Kalhoun]

Originally Posted by ftg

Genre: Bad horror.

C.U.D.
The Udders
Stephen King's The Milkmaid with Cold Hands
The Little Barn of Horrors
Meat (an actual documentary by Frederick Wiseman)
The Texas Meatsaw Massacre
The Cow with Six Stomachs
Wes Craven's Bellow

You guys are better at this than me (but I would have said, "The Texas Chainsaw MOOssacre).

Carry on.

[gum]

One moo over the Cuckoo's nest
Cow to marry a millionaire
The Bull Monty
Bull Metal Jacket
Calf Moon Street
Moo over Manhattan

[Jenaroph]

Milk Money
Crouching Cow, Hidden Chicken
Gary Larsen's Moo Nightmare
My Moo Heaven
Killer Kows from Udder Space
Das Hoof
The Cowbells of St. Mary's
The Texas Longhorn Massacre that one IS irresistable, isn't it

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Raiders of the Lost Dairy.

[yellowval]

This is hilarious. I'm not as good at this as you guys, but I'll give it a shot.

Milking John Moo-kovich
Lord of the Cows: The Moo Towers
Moo-lin Rouge
A-moo-deus
Angus Management
Psycow
The Cow of Monte Cristo
Moo-mento

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Plan 9 From Udder Space.

The Gurns-esy-s of Navarrone.

[Casey1505]

Being John Milkovich
Phone Mooth

[CandidGamera]

The Rustler
To Calve and Calve Not
Calf-Baked
Die Herd, Die Herd 2, and Die Herd : With a Vengeance
Blast from the Pasture
The Trouble With Dairy
That Thing You Moo

[Pashnish Ewing]

Holstein Powers: Cow of Midwestern Mystery
Teatanic
Good Milk Hunting
Tin Cud
White Cows Can't Jump (over the moon)

[dwc1970]

The Mootrix (alternative title, "The Milktrix")
Cattlefield Earth
The Milkman Always Rings Twice
Teatsie (Tootsie)
Beauty and the Beef
Dairy Poppins
The Sound of Moosic
Dairy Movie
Cream (Scream)

[Lute Skywatcher]

The Unpunchables
The Stampede and The Stampede 2 (aka The Herd o' Bull Run and The Herd o' Bull Run 2)
Throw Bossie from the Train

[kasuo]

The Adventures of Baron Moonchausen
Black Cow Down
A Cow's Life
Indiana Jones and the Last Moosade
The Last Samoorai
El Mooriachi
Remoo Williams: The Adventure Begins
The Silence of the Cows

[Bippy the Beardless]

Tipping Miss Daisy.
Bridget Jone's Dairy

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

toro! Toro! Toro!

[Chefguy]

Cud, starring Paul Mooman, Patricia Veal and Brandon De Wildebeest

Grazing Arizona

Butter Off Dead

Margarine Morningstar

Steerly Beloved

[gotpasswords]

Driving Miss Dairy

Moo En Rouge? It's been done.

The Chevy Chase Vaca-tion series.

[elfkin477]

Death and the Milk Maid
28 Fillets Later
It Had To Be Moo
The Dairy of Ellen Rimbauer
Man on the Moo
Citizen Cud

[ftg]

Genre: Film Noir

The Alfalfa Jungle
The Third Cow
Ace in the Holstein
The Night of the Hereford
Sunset Bullevard
Strangers on a Cattle Truck
Cow Largo
They Low By Night

(Please stop me before I do an anime list.)

[Ilsa_Lund]

How The West Was Cud
The Cudfather
The Herdman Of Alcatraz
The Man Who Chewed Too Much
Moonie
The Lady Ruminates
The Seventh Veal
Cows And Whispers
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Moo-ers
Jersey Girl
From Hereford To Eternity
Mooin' In The Rain
Bovine Blossoms
Return Of The Bullseye
Apocalypse Moo
Bonnie And Cud
Amademoos
Paper Moo
The Sound Of Moosic
Driving Miss Guernsey
The Ayrshirian Candidate
Angus Hall

[Dizzy Fingers]

Heifer After
Moo-nstruck
Horn on the Fourth of July
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Cow
Cow Green Was My Valley
The Milkman Cometh
Steer Crazy
The Veal Cancun

Music, of course, by James Horner.

[Hilarity N. Suze]

Treasure of the Sierra Moodray
Dairy of a Mooed Housewife
Moo Stick River
The Ruminator

[Evil Captor]

A Cow Too Far
Mad Cow and Gore-y
Debbie Does Cows
The Barn of the Naked Herd
Cow Green Was My Valley
Cow the West was Won
Mooooodway
Pearl Herder
The Story of mOOOOOOOO

[Chefguy]

Bull Durham......DOH!

[Chefguy]

To Calf and Calf Not
The Mooltese Falcon
The Moolagro Beanfield War
Fall of The House of Udder
The Two Percent Solution
Hide and Prejudice
12 Angry Cows

[don't ask]

Lawn Mooer Man
Apocalypse Cow (I love the smell of heifers in the morning)
Close Encounters of the Curd Kind
A Steer is Born (The Judy Farmland version)
Cowsablanca (This could be the start of a beautifil mooship.)
Cowrassic Park ("Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a cow egg. The cows are breeding.)
It's a Cow, Cow, Cow, Cow World.
An Udder Time, An Udder Place
My Fair Moo Cow ("The difference between a lady and a cow is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.)
Debby Does Dairy
A Few Good Cows ("The moos, the moos. You can't handle the moos.)
Plan 9 From Udder Space
Silence of the Cows ("Tell me, Clarice - have the cows stopped screaming?)
The Milkman Always Rings Twice
Milking Miss Daisy (Moogan Freeman directed by Bruce Hereford)
The Beefshank Redemption (Stars Acowdemy Award winner Robbins plus Moogan Freeman)

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

MoOOOoonraker

Milk And Let Die

Octocowwy

Creamfinger

On Her Majesty's Secret Cheddar

[Matchka]

Originally Posted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

MoOOOoonraker

Milk And Let Die
Octocowwy
Creamfinger
On Her Majesty's Secret Cheddar

I gotta rustle this one...


The Man with the Golden Calf
The Lowing Daylights
Gold Heiffer
Never say Moo
Never say Moo again
The Cow who loved me


I did rather like "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Cow"
I have coffee in my nose now.

[Pashnish Ewing]

The Bovines of Madison, Wisconsin
Cow Air
Dairy Queen of the Damned
Milk Maid in Manhattan
Chocolat (Milk)
Moo Better Blues

[Sub-Contractor]

Westerns
A Fistfull of Udder
For a Few Teets More
The Milk, the Cheese, and the Sour

Horror
Night of the Living Holstein (with the steak eating scene)
The Mooomy

Drama
12 Angry Moos
Odd Cow Out

Romance
Something About Dairy

[Labdad]

How about Four Stomachs and a Funeral

[Chefguy]

A few of these could be up for Oscow nominations, but most of them are flops.

[Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor]

Originally Posted by Chefguy

A few of these could be up for Oscow nominations, but most of them are flops.

Uuuummmmmmm....cowflop?

[gum]

Originally Posted by Chefguy
A few of these could be up for Oscow nominations, but most of them are flops.

Yeah. I saw the Acowdamy Awards, but only The Herd of the Rings got 11. Bullshit.
I was hoping for Bill Mooray to get one.

[kasuo]

What about the moo-tube?

Cowpelle's Show
Late Night with Moonan O'Brien
Moofy the Cow Tipper Slayer

[OtakuLoki]

Don't forget that genre bender:

Kentucky Fried Moooovie

And for anime, the great bovine heroine:

Sailor Moooon

[The Great Sun Jester]

Disney:

Snow White & the 7 cows
Hieferella
Sleeping Cow
Bessie and the Beast
The Littler Cowmaid
101 Cows

[vl_mungo]

"Look! Cows!"
Owen Lift (Let's Throw MooMoo From the Train)

[Baker]

For real: Moon Over Parador

For fun: Moonster Ball

[uglybeech]

Milkwood
The Karate Cud
Damien: the Oxen
Of Rumen Bondage
Udderfield 8
Heifer: Say Heifer Again!
Monster's Bull
The French Cownection