Let's go to the Moovies this weekend.

I wanna see:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Cows
The Green Cow
Cow Do You Know
The Hand That Rocks The Cow
Full Metal Cow

There Will Be Cud

Farewell My Cowcubine

The King’s Cow
Voyage of the Dawn Cow
Black Cow

and…

Cow Grit

Silence of the Cows

All starring Noel Coward, with soundtracks by the Cowsills.

Who do you think will win this year’s Oscar, The Social Cow or The Cow’s Speech? I figure Cow Story 3 has a lock on best animated picture.

The 40-Year-Old Heifer

But with more cowbell.

Maybe a new release like

Cow Grit
The Cow’s Speech or
Black Cow - “The new production needs a new cow queen. A fresh face to present to the world. But which of you can embody both cows? The white and the black?”

or maybe a classic like

*Cowsablanca * - “In all the barns, in all the towns in all the world she plods into mine.”

Don’t forget the classics…

Cow Wars
A long time ago in a Milky-Way-type galaxy far far away

“It is a time of pasture war. Rebel cows, striking from a hidden thicket, have…”

Let’s not forget the classics : Cows on a Plane or Cows, Trains and Automobiles.

A couple of my favorites are the Cowfather and One Flew Over The Cow Cow Nest.

Four Stomachs and a Funeral
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Cow Disease Outbreak
Milking Miss Bessie

Bulls of Fire

Cudfinger

Dr Moo

Thunderbull

Moomento
Planet of the Cows
12 Angry Cows
Cowfellas

The Fellowship of the Cows
The Two Barns
Return of the Cow

And let’s not forget: Bullitt

I like the classics:

Apocalypse Cow
Cow Green Was My Valley
Cow the West Was Won
Cow Voyager

And the John Wayne classic: The Cowcows

Let’s not forget the great bovine classic:

Citizen Cow