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Old 04-29-2004, 03:16 PM
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Message of Fatima the Third Secret

The Third Secret to the Message of Fatima is about to be fulfiled ..... He is On his Way !!!!! Gods Wrath is at hand! Repent, and make stright your ways!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-29-2004, 03:54 PM
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proselytizing in the wrong forum makes the baby jesus cry.

Thanks for your heads up though, I'll do my best to look sharp when they call roll.
Will the apocalypse be formal or casual wear?
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Old 04-29-2004, 04:20 PM
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Well, I was gonna be charitable and say that this is a comment on Cecil's Column What happened to the secret message of Fatima?

I gonna have trouble making my ways stright, though.
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Old 04-29-2004, 07:26 PM
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Make your ways stright!
Somewhat apropriate for "fishers of men"
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Old 04-30-2004, 12:39 AM
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The real third secret of Fatima is:

SPOILER:
I hate blue!
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Old 04-30-2004, 01:40 PM
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I note that our apocalyptic OP'er has only the one post.

Just our luck, not to get his five smackers before he gets Raptured.
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Old 04-30-2004, 05:16 PM
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I note that our apocalyptic OP'er has only the one post.

Just our luck, not to get his five smackers before he gets Raptured.
No, no. Guests get no post counts. It was brung on 'em. I'd guess a) the OP has not read the papers. b) He's an En-Zedder, judging by the "stright" spelling.
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Old 04-30-2004, 10:12 PM
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I've lost count. What is the number of this "End of the World" prediction? Somewhere around 5,279 ????

Gee, the End of the World isn't what it used to be.
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Old 05-01-2004, 08:19 AM
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moriah shoots & scores! Good one!
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Old 05-01-2004, 03:22 PM
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WORLD ENDS TODAY!

...details at 11.
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Old 05-02-2004, 10:01 PM
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Old 05-05-2004, 10:18 AM
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The Third Secret to the Message of Fatima is about to be fulfiled ..... He is On his Way !!!!! Gods Wrath is at hand! Repent, and make stright your ways!!!!!!!!
I thought it was supposed to be a secret and here you are blabbing about it; I bet you're a hoot on Christmas morning.
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Old 05-05-2004, 10:53 AM
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Wasn't the third secret "never draw to a gut shot straight heads up"?
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