Casino = kicks ass. Seriously, it’s great.
Clockstoppers - never seen. Shame about that bloke off Terminator.
Dark City - seen bits of it, looked a bit shite, but many seem to think it’s cool
Gothika - never seen, reportedly shite
How High - eh? Is that a film?
Lost in Translation - no idea
Master and Commander - not bad at all. Crowe remains annoying but continues foitin his way around the world. Great explosions and stuff. BOOM! CRASH! THUMP! Unexpectedly heterosexual, given that they are such a very long way from home. Features a hobbit.
S.W.A.T. - never seen, reportedly shite, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s shite
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (new version) - never seen. Is this shite? I think we should be told.
48 Hours - seem to remember this being one of the funniest movies I’d seen in ages, when I saw it. Eddie Murphy is almost always worth watching.
Animal House - no idea. Probably involves a house, or animals or something.
Eyes Wide Shut - I’ve never seen this but going by what friends have said, it’s the biggest chunk of steaming sewage ever to schlup forlornly onto a cinema screen.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - never seen, looks kind of cool
Meet the Feebles - very surprised anyone would own and not have watched this. I’ve never seen it, looks a bit depressing.
The Patriot - long, self-important Braveheart sequel. Same deal, same enemy, different accent. Blah blah. Still quite entertaining, and very expensive-looking, if essentially shite.
The Sum of All Fears - I enjoyed this but that bloody Affleck does not belong in the role. I’m not hard but I could kick his butt.
Vanilla Sky - do you really want to a watch a film whose entire premise can be revealed in just one spoiler? Oh, I suppose it was quite entertaining. I watched it all the way through, anyway. See if you can guess the end.