Unusual things that Turn You On

[Mr. Cynical]

Not that I'm a satyr, or anything, but I've found that there are a few situations that really get me excited, and I can't explain why.

For example, when I get my hair cut (regularly, by the way). I always make sure that the most attractive woman possible cuts it, cause it's almost as good as sex to me. Haven't a clue why, but it just "does it" for me.

Anyone else got the same kinda deal happening, or am I a superfreak? Well, I am, but you know what I mean.

[Athena]

Anytime I'm with my significant other, sitting close to him for long periods of time without actually touching (other than maybe holding hands or something.) Like at a movie - you sit next to each other, but are both focused on the movie. I always get turned on by the time the movie is done.

[h_thur]

Tractors and Bulldozers and such. There is road construction on my route to and from work, which means I am perpetually "in the mood".

My fantasy involves one of those brawny construction workers and a backhoe.

TMI, I know.

[Eve]

Mr. Cynical, you ARE a freak—a super-freak! You're super-freaky!

Hmmm . . . You're also looking a bit shaggy. Need a trim?

[Mr. Cynical]

Mr. Cynical, you ARE a freak—a super-freak! You're super-freaky!

Hmmm . . . You're also looking a bit shaggy. Need a trim?

I am always looking for a little trim, Eve

You're a very sexy girl, the kind you don't take home to muh-tha.

[psycat90]

This is a weird one, I almost don't want to admit it.
The dentist really turns me on. And it's not the actual dentist him/herself or the hygienist either, physical appearance has little to do with it. It's the submissive aspect of it I suppose. Just lying there virtually defenseless while they poke and prod away. I always leave with a smile, a nice one at that.

[Lux Fiat]

I always leave with a smile, a nice one at that.

Damn sight better than a lollipop.

[Mr. Cynical]

I suppose the Steve Martin Character in Little Shop Of Horrors drives you absolutely nuts then!

[voguevixen]

::voguevixen puts a barber pole outside her door and wonders why there are no "barber" fetish outfits in the Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog::

I wouldn't say it turns me on, but I'm with Psy. I really really love to go to the dentist. I drive them crazy because I'm always there like a half hour early, lol. Can't wait!

I don't have a thing for actually getting my hair cut, but I reeeeeeeeeally love when someone else washes my hair. I'm usually too cheap to spring the extra $2 for the wash, but every so often I say the hell with it and get blissed out, lol.

[Occam]

When some women eat or talk the end of their noses move. I love that.

[Nacho4Sara]

Mr.Cynical, I love getting my hair cut. I love it when anybody runs their fingers through my hair. I would pay money for a scalp massage if I knew where to get one.

My other weakness is weird according to the few people I've told...the space on a man's lower arm, from his inner wrist to his elbow crack. The hair kind of trails off from the other side of the arm and the skin is soft and hairless. Oy vey, I LOVE that part of a man's body. It's the first part I aim for.

Does that make me kinky?

[soulsling]

sweat.
whenever i work out hard, run hard, or just plain hang out in the heat, and start to sweat, i get really turned on. i especially love when women sweat, that turns me on even more. man, just thinking about it is turning me on...
gotta go...

[SeaDiver]

Put me down for the shampoo also. The salon I go to not only includes a shampoo, but also a thorough scalp massage with every haircut. Needless to say, they've earned my undying loyalty!

[SwimmingRiddles]

Well, there's the oft-discussed thing I have for men who relate well to kids. A sharp dressed man aways does it, uniforms are yummy. And for some reason, I'm a sucker for the dipity-doo haircut the boys are sportin' now a days. Perhaps that has something to do with my fixation on the nape of a man's neck, the dipity do just shows it off SOOO nicely. And backrubs. OY, backrubs.

[Milossarian]

The small of a woman's back maketh me swooneth.

Also have a particular weakness for women with black hair.
My wife punches me in the arm when those Sela Ward phone commercials come on TV, and I don't even have to have reacted.

[DreamWorks]

The Dentist is about as far from turned-on that I get. I like women in uniform, but so often those female cops have that huge "cop ass." That's no good for nobody. I think I like just being touched, like on the arm or the leg when I'm sitting or something casual. It's nice. Although if you touch your arm or leg too often in a nice place, you get weird looks.

[Mr. Cynical]

Judging by the 1:10 ratio of posts to views, I would submit that many are turned on by voyeurism.

[SwimmingRiddles]

I always thought it was the unflattering cut of the pants, Dreamworks. I didn't know there was a techinical term for it.

[horowitz]

For me its women with short dark hair and clunky glasses. Add a pleated skirt and its all over.

I dated a girl that said she was turned on by men with beer breath. So I took her out on a date to the bowling alley.

[Vestal Blue]

I like it when they shave my neck after the haircut; Mmmmmmmmmm!

(Best come hither voice)Oh Athena! I know a great movie playing this weekend!
I've always wanted to turn on a goddess!

[Drain Bead]

I have a major fetish for long-haired men. Hoo-boy, do I. Nothing will turn my head faster. I think it has something to do with hitting puberty during the late '80s to early '90s, and lusting after everyone from Axl Rose to Sebastian Bach to Eddie Vedder during my formative years. I think I am the only person on earth who thinks Dave Grohl looked better before he cut his hair.

I also like men when they're dressed-up. Nice suits, especially in somewhat offbeat colors like camel and olive green as opposed to the typical navy or black, are amazing. Tuxedos make me drool. So to me, the most attractive thing I can possibly imagine is a long-haired man in a tux or a suit. *drools*

Too bad most of them choose to put their hair up when they dress up...

[horowitz]

Sorry about the nultiple posts

[S'o.k. I took care of them- slythe, your friendly neighborhood moderator. ]

[psycat90]

OK so the cat's out of the bad, I'm a freak. Oh well.

While we are on the subject of body parts, my number one attraction and turn-on is a man's shoulder. Or more specifically, the area from a man's neck accross the collar bone to the ball of the shoulder. Oh, just the thought gives me goose bumps. Yum.

[Mr. Cynical]

That a majority of people get off on having their hair manipulated? It seems to me that this is a previously ignored erogenous zone.

::Scribbling furiously in notebook::

Did I ever mention that my hands are smooth, and my fingers are without hangnails, which can get caught in hair so easily?

I would, in fact, go so far as to say that Yours Truly has the ideal fingers for running through hair.

[SouthernStyle]

Amen to the Sela Ward commercials. I'm the same way about dark hair.

Show me a woman with black hair and dark eyes and I get absolutely stupid.

Why then did I marry a dishwater blonde?????

[Michi]

Considering my lack of a sex life, it doesn't take anything UNUSUAL to turn me on. I think I'd pass out right now if a man so much as LOOKED in my direction!

[Strainger]

For some reason, I really like it when a girl is wearing a pair of thick-framed, horn-rimmed Lisa Loeb (sp?) type glasses.

I also love having a female's hands go through my hair. Most of the girls who work at the place where I get my hair cut are pretty cute, including the one who cuts my hair regularly. In fact, any time I go for a hair cut, I show up with a mixture of peanut butter, vaseline, and mud smeared all in my hair. Then the hair stylist has to cancel the rest of her appointments and just spend the rest of the day scrubbing my scalp.

[voguevixen]

I'm so pissed off that the link to their website doesn't work, but MrC, there's a "men's salon" in Las Vegas where women cut your hair while wearing lingerie. (Not that you need any more incentive to make the Vegas trip, lol.)

[Flypsyde]

Umm, I've gone through this stuff before, but something I'd forgotten about adding last time-when a woman either talks very closely to me ear (as in whispering or something) or if she puts her chin on my shoulder or back and then talks.
Something about the closeness and the motion of her jaw on my back is electric. One of my best friends used to do shit like this all the time until I finally had to make her stop and explain why.

The other stuff isn't really all that unusual. Baseball caps and women wearing my clothes are the only other weird things I can think of now. But I consider drooling over those plaid skirts normal, so do with that what you will.

[Mr. Cynical]

voguevixen,

Been there, done that. I make it a point to go there every time I'm in Vegas.

Mmmmmmmmm, haircut.

And they smell good, too.

[divemaster]

I love it when a girl wears glasses. Not sunglasses (they hide the eyes), but just regular old glasses. Analysis? Maybe reinforces intelligence or bookishness stereotypes. Maybe glasses just emphasize the eyes; to me, an extremely attractive feature.

Sometimes I try to encourage my girlfriend to go with the glasses over the contacts, but she won't. She hates glasses, thinks they make her less attractive. I wish I could convince her otherwise.

Oh, and she does have long black hair and dark eyes (she's Korean), so eat your hearts out Milossarian and SouthernStyle!

[OldBroad]

I'll second the motion on the Tuxedo thing. Not the rented ones, though. It should be properly fitted. The shirt sparkling white. The studs can be unusual but not flashy.

My wierd thing is what turns me off ----- brown eyes.

[Ellen Cherry]

I have an unusual one: diesel fumes.

The first love of my life (in 1980) had a 1967 Mercedes Benz that stunk to high heaven. Imagine me, Queen of the World, perched beside him as we roared through Small-town, America, in second gear.

Today, it's gotta be the right diesel exhaust smell. Not icky 18-wheeler fumes, but a light, intoxicating aroma that sends tingles up my spine.

[Initial Entry]

Something unusual that turns me on?

I'd have to say it's when a woman is actually interested or attracted to me...

(well, it's unusual for me at least. sigh.)

(thus ends part 346 of "my life as an ugly martyr")

[Iguana Boy]

For me its women with short dark hair and clunky glasses. Add a pleated skirt and its all over.

So, Velma for Scooby Doo must be your No.1 pin-up, eh?

I don't get turned on by getting my hair cut, but when it's really short at the back, I love it when a woman runs her hand up the back of my head, against the grain as it were.

I also like uniforms. I work with the police a lot, and it is amazing how much more attractive I find a woman to be if she's in a uniform

[Sealemon88]

The other stuff isn't really all that unusual. Baseball caps and women wearing my clothes are the only other weird things I can think of now. But I consider drooling over those plaid skirts normal, so do with that what you will.

A woman wearing a baseball cap with her hair pulled through the back of it in a pony tail. Very nice. Something about that look, with a pair of jeans or shorts (They don't even have to be that short) really gets to me.

Leather, either a skirt or a jacket really gets to me.

I have this thing for shirts, bathing suits or dresses with a zipper down the front. Not too hard to analyze that one.

A Southern, Irish, or English accent is very sexy.

[Necros]

Ditto the glasses fetish. And gee, which of my many other fetishes should I reveal?
Short hair, shoes (but not feet), velvet and probably my weirdest one, wet cardboard. And there's this perfume I can't remember the name of that starts with a V that smells kind of like that. I go weak in the knees for it.

[nashiitashii]

Well, a good scalp massage is o ne of the best ways to turn me on. that and there's areas on my back that, when touched, turn me on VERY quickly.

[UncleBeer]

{Cracking moderator knuckles, flexing moderator muscles...]

This topic looks ripe for our brand new forum grandly titled IMHO. It has it all, opinions, humility and umm, something else. Notably, it'll give Slythe something to read. Wave goodbye now.

[Mr. Cynical]

Please note that this thread came to life *before* the advent of said brand new forum. ::covering tracks so as not to seem like dumbass::

[as_u_wish]

Well, of course, there is Esprix. (I can say that, and half the people will think it's a joke and half won't...tee hee.)

But the peculiar thing...drum roll...that really really works for me...repeat drum roll...is when the neighbors barbecue. Ohhh man there is nothin' like fooling around with those wonderful smells wafting in the open window. I feel like I'm getting away with something very naughty.

And, no, it doesn't work if it's my own barbecue. Go figure.

[purrplebear]

I thought that me liking someone running their hands through my hair was unusual, apparently not. I love for someone to mess with my hair. I will happily sit for hours while someone washes, massages (oh, my! massages....drool) my scalp, brushes my long hair..........oh, my!

Another thing I like is to run my fingers through a guy's hair. So, you can imagine how happy I am that Mr Bear has let his hair grow out from a flat top to his current style!! Yummmmmy!

Seeing his pulse beat in his neck, just above his collar while I'm talking with him is very distracting too.


<drooling at these thoughts running through her head now, purplebear heads off to find Mr Bear.....>

[Milossarian]

SouthernStyle said:

Amen to the Sela Ward commercials. I'm the same way about dark hair.

Show me a woman with black hair and dark eyes and I get absolutely stupid.

Why then did I marry a dishwater blonde?????

Me too!

In fact, the three previous SO's in my life prior to the Missus also had blonde or light-brown hair.

I have a weakness for black hair and dark eyes, but I guess I wasn't shallow enough to make it my only criterion.

Southern accents make me weak-kneed too. Don't think that applies as something unusual that turns you on, however.

[Persephone]

This isn't exactly unusual, but tallish men with dark hair get me. Six feet or taller, with dark brown or black hair. The complexion doesn't have to be dark, though. And mustaches. Good Goddess, I just freaking love mustaches.

Maybe it's because throughout my life, the most successful relationships I've had with men, be they friends or more, have always looked like that.

Oh yeah, I've got the glasses weakness, too. Sigh.

[Smeghead]

OK, this is weird: the sight of naked women! Ahhhhhhhh......

No, but in all seriousness, (looks furtively around to make sure no one is watching over shoulder) jeans with high heels. Wow. I think it stems from seeing it on Remington Steele as a pubescent young man. To clarify, seeing it on the lady, not Pierce Brosnan. Oh, wow. The mental image of him in that outfit may have just cured me of that particular fetish. Yuk.

[Zyada]

I expect y'all to be taking notes

Having my back scratched, especially along the spine.

Dancing - gee what a surprise! I nearly contributed this to the psychic orgasm survey, but I haven't quite gotten off dancing. Damn close a couple of times though!

Forests, the rainier the better.

The bass voice.

British, Welsh, Scottish, Italian and Russian accents. Just call me Wanda.

Eyes with the right expression.

Blow in my ear, and I'll follow you anywhere.

Being t... Naw, TMI.

[DRY]

Older women.

(All right, younger women, too!)

[SPOOFE]

Socks. Black socks. And only when worn by a certain girl. And collar bones. Yes, that certain girl's collar bone. Actually, JUST that certain girl. Yes, just her... ::smiles in a non-sexual way::... man, if y'all knew her, you'd be with me on this...

[Czarcasm]

[sarcasm]Thank you, UncleBeer![/sarcasm]
This thread can stay, I guess. But I'll have you know that I have no need to read this thread.
I am merely printing it off and posting it on my bedroom wall to practice my editing skills.

[Michi]

I have thick, shoulder length DARK brown hair, and dark brown eyes. (I'm half Japanese).