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Old 05-24-2004, 02:16 PM
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Fat gay fundamentalist Christian Republican Best Buy employees
If one of them posts here, would their presence incite the longest Pit thread in SDMB history?
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:54 PM
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If one of them posts here, would their presence incite the longest Pit thread in SDMB history?
Only if they were SUV-driving fat gay fundamentalist Christian Republican Best Buy employees.
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:57 PM
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Would they have to be circumcized or uncircumcized?
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:02 PM
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You guys have it all wrong, as usual.

SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay fundamentalist Christian Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:08 PM
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You forgot the Microsoft reference.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:13 PM
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Aaaand you forgot that that he has to be a telemarketer.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:15 PM
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Aaaand you forgot that that he has to be a telemarketer.
I just got a mental image of being telemarketed at home to buy those Best Buy warranty/replacement plans, after having rejected them in the store... *curls up into a fetal position and rocks back and forth, whimpering*
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:35 PM
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Can he astrally project to your house and solve your problems?
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:41 PM
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SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:59 PM
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SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
Oooh! Can they be white supremacist Wal-Mart shareholders who produce radio commercials part-time, too? White supremacists can cry racism!!!, can't they?
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:05 PM
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I disagree with the banning of SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism. More left wing bias.
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:27 PM
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SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
...and won't date fat people.
::mushroom cloud rises over the Dope::
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:30 PM
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Won't someone think of the whales!?
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:30 PM
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...and won't date fat people.
::mushroom cloud rises over the Dope::

A 1920's style mushroom cloud?
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:31 PM
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Doesn't the guy moonlight as a contractor in Iraq for Haliburton?
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:32 PM
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SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
... and invoke Godwin's Law.
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Old 05-24-2004, 05:04 PM
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SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
Close but no cigar. Need I remind you that this is the Pit?

The fucking SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
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Old 05-24-2004, 05:09 PM
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I think I met a guy like this once. His name was Phelps.
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Old 05-24-2004, 05:12 PM
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...who think 0.9999...=/=1...
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Old 05-24-2004, 05:15 PM
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The mother-fucking, puppy-kicking, white-supremacist, Wal-Mart shareholder, part-time radio commercial producing, SUV-driving, fat-bashing, non-fatty-dating, anti-gay,rebel flag-waving, uncircumcized, fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism, invoke Godwin's Law, and thinks of the whales! (Oh, and brings pie!)
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Old 05-24-2004, 05:35 PM
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The mother-fucking, puppy-kicking, white-supremacist, Wal-Mart shareholder, part-time radio commercial producing, SUV-driving, fat-bashing, non-fatty-dating, anti-gay,rebel flag-waving, uncircumcized, fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism, invoke Godwin's Law, and thinks of the whales! (Oh, and brings pie!)
The one who said that Cecil is frequently wrong?
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Old 05-24-2004, 05:41 PM
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Because I don't mind copying and pasting while under the influence...

The mother-fucking, puppy-kicking, white-supremacist, Wal-Mart shareholder, part-time radio commercial producing, SUV-driving, fat-bashing, "no-fatties" dating, anti-gay,rebel flag-waving, uncircumcized, fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism, invoke Godwin's Law, thinks of the whales, thinks 0.9999...=/=1..., thinks Cecil is frequently wrong and will bring back pie.
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Old 05-24-2004, 05:45 PM
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The mother-fucking, puppy-kicking, white-supremacist, Wal-Mart shareholder, part-time radio commercial producing, SUV-driving, fat-bashing, non-fatty-dating, anti-gay,rebel flag-waving, uncircumcized, fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism, invoke Godwin's Law, and thinks of the whales! (Oh, and brings pie!)
You forgot the "total fucking moron, and female hating asshole (aka sexist)"

Just making sure the bases are covered.
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Old 05-24-2004, 06:08 PM
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elmwood,what part of NO JOKE THREADS did you not understand? Do NOT post a joke/game thread in the Pit again.

I'm closing this thread.

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