Vows not to masturbate.

I am sure that at one point in your life, some of you felt that you were masturbating too much and tried to stop. The question here is how long this drought last until you failed miserably. If possible you can also explain the reason for your failure.

Honestly, the only time I stopped for a long duration was due to illness/fatigue. There’s been times when I’ve stopped completely for a month or so, but once I feel better, I always make up for lost time :wink:

I don’t know how long I could voluntarily abstain. I mean, I think I have a pretty high sex drive, yet at the same time I am a single guy so it is the simplest alternative. Why would I hold out on my sole sexual outlet, huh?

Y’know, I have two guy friends who swear up and down on their mother’s grave and Baby Jesus’s ears that they don’t masturbate. They say it is a willpower thing. :smack:

BTW, I don’t masturbate anymore since I moved in with my boyfriend. :slight_smile:

I had a vow like that. Well, vows, in that I made a vow many times. And failed all the time…heehee. I was a really religious teen and thought it was a sin, so I kept asking for forgiveness and said I’d never do it again. And I was sincere. But I always ended up doing it again.

Of course now I know it’s not a sin and don’t care. I do it when I want to. I don’t do it much anymore because I get regular sex. :stuck_out_tongue:

Well, I’m a single chick who’s just rarely interested. So not doing it for stretches at a time just doesn’t bother me much.

I haven’t even been able to make it this far in the thread!

Why on earth would you do that? I went for about two days without right before my girlfriend got back into town so I would be even more into sex, but on a regular basis? Hell no.

TMI post be warned.

I made that vow early in my ahem career.

in less then a week I woke up humping my hand on the verge of…arrival. I couldn’t resist taking it all the way in.

Since then I figure what’s the point of trying to stop if all it means is I can’t sleep very well and I wake up molesting whatever is handy.

Why would anyone make this vow? What’s the point?

BTW, I seem to remember an article about that study saying that male masturbation prevents prostate cancer said that guys who ejaculated 21 or more times a month had 50% the risk. So that works out to what, 5 or more times a week? But who’s got that sort of time on their, uh, hands?

I do have memories of making such vows, but I can’t remember how long I actually kept them for. Probably a few days at most.

A question for those of you who do remember making and breaking such vows: When you broke the vow, was the, ahh, droughtbreaker more enjoyable than usual?

In my prime I could be cancer free by halfway through the second week of each month! You MAKE time for such things! As it is now, I still feel pretty safe, although it is not only masturbation these days.

They’re lying.

I’ve gone for a week or two, don’t have much desire to quit completely.

Never made a ‘vow’ to stop, but occasionally stopped just for the hell of it, to see how long I could. My longest voluntary pause was two weeks, involuntary (I was in the hospital with a catheter and a roommate) about 18 days.

And yep, the ‘droughtbreaker’ felt exceptionally nice.

I never made a vow not to do it, nor would I make one.

[Kramer]

(slamming money on table)

I’m out!

[/Kramer]

And a stupidity thing. Why wouldn’t you masturbate?

"So I was talking with my grandmother about Joycelyn Elders, and she’s like, ‘Nooo. That woman shouldn’t be there, teaching kids to masturbate.’ And I said, ‘Aw, c’mon, Grandma, didn’t you ever masturbate when you were a kid?’ And she says, ‘No. Never.’ 'Well, your kids must have, you had nine of ‘em!’ ‘No, my kids didn’t masturbate.’ And then she looks at me and says, ‘Don’t tell me you masturbated when you were a kid!’ I said, ‘Grandmaaaaa! Remember that big old teddy bear you sent me when I was about nine? There’s no fur left on the right leg!!’ "

  • Karen Ripley

When I was a lot younger, I made a vow not to masturbate. Mostly because I’m a girl, and was told that boys can’t help themselves and it’s normal for them, but girls “just don’t do that” because it’s filthy, but only if you’re a girl (my mom is a huge prude, and a southern bell to boot - she’s got a lot of ideas about what you “just don’t do”). After thinking about it for a while, I decided that such reasoning just didn’t have anything to do with logic, so I reneged on my vow “right quick.” :smiley:

If you’ve made a vow to give up masturbation, then its gotten out of hand.

We still laugh about the line a doctor provided us with after a friend went to see him. He took one look at my friend’s penis and said “Son, please, just give it a rest.”