The lesbians who live in the room next to mine are having loud sex. I know I’m going to get flamed but lesbian sex angers and confuses me. I hear sex sounds and think “Ooh! Sex!”, and then I realize its two women. It’s the bait and switch that really gets to me. My phallocentric brain can’t process the idea of sex without a man involved. I honestly can’t imagine what two women can do in bed that would be pleasurable enough to make them groan so loudly (BTW, my flameproof suit consists of the fact that I’m not conjuring up these images just to make myself angry, they’re being imposed on me, and not only did I not move into a house with a lesbian couple, I didn’t move into a house with women at all.).
…and that was obviously meant for the pit. Sorry… 
Jealous
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