The lesbians who live in the room next to mine are having loud sex. I know I’m going to get flamed but lesbian sex angers and confuses me. I hear sex sounds and think “Ooh! Sex!”, and then I realize its two women. It’s the bait and switch that really gets to me. My phallocentric brain can’t process the idea of sex without a man involved. I honestly can’t imagine what two women can do in bed that would be pleasurable enough to make them groan so loudly. Yeah, I don’t know why I thought this was worth reposting after my mistake, but I’m up, so might as well.
Glutton for punishment, eh?
Clearly, you’re doing it wrong.
Well, not to be super blunt but haven’t you ever gone down on anyone before? In my experience, women like that and they tend to moan. Just because someone may not have a dick doesn’t’ mean that they are lacking a tongue and hands.
In chapter 2 I will introduce the concept of vibrators and strap-ons.
BOWM chicka chicka BOWM WOMN chicka chicka chicka chicka . . .
Who are you to deny the D.P.?
BOWM chicka chicka BOWM WOMN chicka chicka chicka chicka . . . 
Since we are supposed to eliminate all forms of ignorance, maybe you should get
educated!?
Seriously, I can think of like 50 million things just off hand I could do just without a
penis.
And lesbians are able, both physically and mentally, to use any sort of fun
penetration devices. It is not against the lesbian code or anything.
WOW! I coded a link right! Sweet!
Off hand? Without a penis? I think not.
Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death Lesbians”
When come back, bring pie.
[sub]Okay, I’m totally going to hell for that one.[/sub]
Well, good to know at least that two guys doing it doesn’t bother you.
Anyway, seriously… just bang on the wall a couple of times if the noise bothers you. Or ask them to keep it down. Or wear headphones. Or imagine that you’re in bed with TWO women and use them as the soundtrack… though I honestly can’t imagine what you could do to two women in bed that would be pleasurable enough to make them groan at all if you’re this confused by lesbians. :dubious:
Angers you? WTF?
Confuses you I can buy, but angers you? Please explain.
I’d be angry too.
So close… yet so very far away.
Well duh.
The bait and switch is the part angers me. When I hear the sex groans, I’m all turgid in anticipation for fantasizing until I remember that there are no men involved in the act I’m hearing to fantasize about. It’s like a cruel trick.
Yes, pizzabrat, the lesbians are having sex just to piss you off. :rolleyes:
Cherry pie?
I thought the last pizzabrat thread was the stupidest one ever. I was wrong.
Just noticing this now, but…
Oh. Well, if it’s men you’d like to fantasize about, I guess I CAN see why having a couple of lesbians moaning would be kind of annoying. My apologies.