You don’t want to watch, and yet you can’t turn away - A link my DJ daughter sent me.
Run through the entire collection… if you can.
Is it just me, or is there a very disturbing trend of ventriloquist dummies coming up about every 4th album?
:eek:
Are you folks listening to the sound clips? Specifically… well, specifically all of them. Did you read about how Baby LuLu got that insanely irritating voice?
Good grief, you’d think God had given her the gift of invisibility, instead of some jive little-girl voice.
The one from “Silhouette” has a weird, darkly lecherous monologue, with crazy-60s drug music rumbling along as a guy (apparently one John Rydgren) who sounds like he ate the brown acid moaning: Oh God… Open my being… my self… let me see myself… all of myself… my thoughts… and why I think them… why I think them… Why… why they move me… to move against you, God… and God… where I feel… and know… and believe… there, inside me… After that it gets sort of weird.
Who is the guy who puts all this together? I love his comment on the cover art for Merrill Womach’s I Stood at Calvary: “Maybe my fave MW cover.” Maybe? He’s got so many Merrill Womach albums that he can’t quite commit to saying that this one is his favorite, just in case he gets called on it later? (It is a really cool cover, though.)
I really liked the Musical Moores’ sound clip. And that little preacher kid’s sermon was astonishing.
Backup to the front page, and hit Gallery 1a. There’s some truely strange and wonderful covers over there.
Did you hear the Baby Lu Lu one? Good GOD, what in the HELL was that?
That’s gonna make baby Jesus scream bloody murder! Jesus, lady, if you wanna “glorify him”, try having your jaw wired shut!
(And what about the “Baby Lu Lu and Daddy”…can you say “Who’s your daddy? Awww yeah…”)
AAAAAAAHHH!!!
dives under the bed
Holy Cow! There’s two gallery sections, each with about a dozen subsections, and each with 15-20 albums! There’s some amazing stuff here, including some Polynesian music that would be perfect for the Tiki bar I’m building.
This guy’s as insane as these albums.
You ain’t kidding.
You think your high school had band geeks? Take a look at these band geeks! What on earth do you suppose that school’s marching band look like?
It looks like Jack Chick designed the cover art!
(Too bad there’s not a sound clip for this one, I’d be curious as to what it sounds like!)
The guy who runs this site should hook up with James Lilek!
IIRC, somewhere on this site is a song sung from an aborted fetus’s point of view. There was a thread about it, and even the pro-life folks were mortified with how awful the thing was.
I’ve clicked on the links provided here, and gone backwards and forwards on them, but I don’t see the galleries mentioned, to click on. How did that high school band get found? I went all through the Lulu one in the OP, but saw only the string of Christian music covers.
This is the one that scares me! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Start here. Choose either gallery, then a sub-gallery. There’s a hell of a lot of stuff, including this suggestive inner cover photo.
But then I hadn’t seen.
Captian Hook and his Christian pirates.
Can you be a pirate and a Christian?
All my friends who are about to get the link to that in the email I’ve just sent out are going to hate you for finding that. 
I’m fond of this one and this bucket of freakiness.
That little boy has something and it ain’t the love of God!
Am I going to hell for laughing hysterically at that?
You know what? I think I would have killed him too-damn singing fetus!
(BTW, would an early term fetus have hair growing already?)
Check out the artist’s name on THIS ONE!!!