In Which Our Food Editor Loses Her Mind

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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The Food Editor at our magazine received the following e-mail:

I sent you some samples of the new Mrs. Dash 10-Minute Marinades and I wanted to make sure you received them. Have you by chance had time to try them? I was just curious about how you thought they tasted. Any feedback you could provide would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

She suffered a temporary sanity snap (probably from sitting too close to me) and replied,

I must tell you that the new Mrs. Dash marinades were simply FAN-TASTIC. Me and my husband were up all last night brushing it on turkeys, sheep, small woodland animals. It was SO much fun. Our ten wonderful children devoured the goat before I could even get it into the oven. We’ll be sure to continue using Mrs. Dash in the future.

She assures me the PR woman in questions has a great sense of humor . . .

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The thing I like best about ‘em is that they come in a bullet so that you can just shoot the turkey or sheep and voilla!, it’s marinaded by the time you drag it back to your campfire. That Mrs. Dash has it goin’ on.

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Your Food Editor sounds like a Doper…

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Yes, it’s definitely contagious. Keep up the good work!

(Yet another reason you’re my hero!)

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Thank you for sharing this. TOO funny! I needed a good laugh.

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She forgot to mention the water fowls. Why does everyone forget the water fowls?
For God’s sake, won’t someone…

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The water fowl and the pigs… don’t forget the pigs.

For God’s sake, won’t someone think of the chitlins?

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What kind of twisted fiend puts Mrs. Dash on a goat?

Sheep? Yes.

Goat? Oh my, never!

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Would you eat it on a goat?
Would you, could you, on a stoat?

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Would you could you on a ferret?
Could you would you on a parrot?

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Would you eat it on a rhino?
Or a springbok? Hellifino!

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That was an absolutely RANCID pun.

sniff I just love it.

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Mrs. Dash goes through a straw just fine…

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Someone who wishes to please their god with a seasoned sacrificial animal!
:smiley:

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Best email response ever!

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I’m in PR and would have wet my pants if I’d received that reply. Your editor is a hoot!

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Mrs. Dash gave me VD!

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It does kinda sound like a euphamism for Ex-Lax.

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Would you eat it on a shrimp?
Would you eat it on a blimp?

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Would you eat it on an elephant?
Would you eat it in your underpants?