I’m badly hungover, don’t have to work today, and the World of Warcraft servers are down.
Things don’t get much worse than this.
heads off to drown herself before it can get any worse
This would imply an opportunity to drink steadily for the entire day. It probably won’t make you feel any worse, and optimistically, it could end up making things better.
I mean, there just is no reason to stay in reality if reality is, in fact, unpleasant.
Some beer and V8 might just be the answer.
A memorandum from The Big Office:
Dear Valued Doper,
You have exceeded your bandwidth eligiblity for the use of *Fuck in a thread title. This excess several depletes our stores of this word, as it is popular with dopers.
In the future may we suggest using such verbage as: dickwad, shit, GodDammitAllToHell,Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and Felching Goat Humper.
If you continue to exceed your OP Title Fuck usage you will be required to go out into the streets of the real world and collect more for our supply.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Mr. X
I’m far too hung over to come up with witty thread titles. I’m sorry I overused my quota. I’ll conserve over the next few weeks in order to replenish the supply.
Awwww don’t sweat it ** Athena ** , the fucks are pretty good at replenishing themselves. 
It is wrong that I pictured Eric Cartman with his eyes shut tight and pumping his fists up and down reading this thread title?
Yeah, fucks multiply like asshole around here 
“Hello, Athena? This is the office. I know technically you’re off today, but this is a special case. We’ll credit you with a comp day, but you’ve got to come in right now.”
I’ll get to work on it right away.
You deserve no better playing an inferior game like WoW.
Had you instead chosen a better product, EQ2, you would have had hours of gaming enjoyment while recovering from said hangover.
- Bamthwok, 25th Necromancer, 23rd Provisioner
Goddesses get days off?
Who knew?
Yick.
I beta’d both EQ2 and WoW… after 3+ years of EQ, the last thing I want is more Sony.
We have to take days off. How else do we recover from all the sacrificial wine and ox thighs?
Well…
Athena is the goddess of wisdom…
So, looking at the state of the world today, I’d say she took quite a few days off.
However, us King of the Gods have to be on call 25/8. Always some fuckhead needing their petty problems solved.
They found a way to make EQ fun? Man, the things they can do with technology!
Err… that entirely depends on how (or where? or on what?) you picture Cartman pumping his fists up and down with eyes shut tight and yelling the thread title.
You cartoon-o-pedophile, you!
So, what’s that make me?
Those ox thighs will go straight to your…hips.
Late for dinner?
Don’t make me smite you.