My mother-in-law breaks out the pedophile Santa shower curtain.
Ick.
And yeah, I know, Christmas is over…but I didn’t have the camera with me when I was at their place until Christmas morning…
Some years ago, I had a Psycho shower curtain.
Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a silhouette of Janet Leigh with blood running down the curtain!
Those are sick, twisted, and so wrong.
Where can I get one?
I’m pretty sure that’s from the remake.
But why is Santa wearing his belt in the shower?
He is also wearing some type of sandals. Really strange.
Could be some sort of registered sex offender electronic monitoring device.
I just hope that’s a scrub brush he’s holding. Otherwise, I think one of those elves is about to get the paddle.
My mother’s co-workers telling me what the reason for the season is. When they’re not doing that, they like to update their JEW MAILING LIST.
Technically, yeah, but I can appreciate the classics, can’t I?
Ever seen the floor of a public shower like at the YMCA? Yeeech.
But that’s not Janet Leigh, it is what’s-her-name has been lady.
Anne Heche, but a man can dream.
Women, too (depending on current career status).
That shower curtain is the worst Christmas decoration I’ve ever seen.
Due to my MIL’s indignation about my posting about her shower curtain, she and I have decided to put it to you good folks. Please forget about every negative thing I may have previously said about the shower curtain, as I do not wish to cause any undue bias. I just wish to ask this:
My MIL’s shower curtain (the one in the OP) – perverse or festive?
When I was a kid, my mom used to have this Santa’s-face toilet seat cover, so that when you… I don’t want to talk about it…
Perversely festive?
Festively perverse!
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Perversly tacky.
Ewww. Sorry, MIL, I gotta go with Hal on this one. Get some nice Christmasy bathroom towels with holly or something on them. If you must decorate the shower area for Christmas, thread some garland through the curtain rings. But please get rid of naked Santa. He skeeves me out.
IMHO it is the red suit that makes Santa…well…Santa. Any depiction of him sans suit becomes just an image of a naked old guy with a white beard.