Ladies, what do you think of these guys?

For the ladies out there: I was wondering if you’d be willing to take a look at the men on this page and let me know what you think of them. What do you like about the way these guys look, if anything? Which of them would be the most attractive to you, and why? Is there anything egregiously wrong with the way the look, in your mind?

This is a bit of an informal experiment that I’m conducting.

First reaction -
#1 - some college kid. Probably because of the shirt. I’d expect to find him among my daughter’s group of friends.
#2 - business meeting. For some reason, he looks to me like he’s sitting in a business meeting - just another corporate drone.
#3 - of the group, he’s the one I’d be most likely to strike up a conversation with - probably because he looks to be the oldest of the group and I’m ancient myself.
#4 - I’m assuming he’s squinting because of the sun, but he struck me as an Eddie Haskell type - a slightly smarmy air there.
None of them make me want to run screaming into the night, nor would any of them serve as fodder for a naughty daydream. Just a bunch of guys…

  1. I too get a college vibe from this guy. Looks like he could be one of my son’s running buddies. He looks sweet but maybe has some growing up to do.

  2. Kind of looks like an IT type of guy, he’s just leaving from his latest computer rescue operation. I like him the best; he looks the most approachable and interesting.

  3. He’s a real estate developer of some sort. Don’t care for the golden-yellow tie.

  4. He’s got a retro haircut, that’s for sure. I do indeed see the Haskell similarity, but to me it is only a passing resemblance.

Yes, overall these guys just look like typical guys.

I think number 2 is the cutest just in terms of his face and eyes. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with any of them, but he is handsomest, and I guess he looks friendly too. I don’t really like the way number 1 looks because of his outfit and the necklace. He’s not my type.

guys 1,2 and 3 all the same guy? not sure about #4

Nope, they’re all different guys.

#1 looks fairly insecure or maybe nervous, something with the expression I can’t quite put my finger on. Cute enough, and has nice eyes.

#2 is attempting a Vulcan mind-meld on us? Good-looking, seems intense.

#3 looks a little cocky, not that that’s a bad thing. The most attractive, IMO.

#4 looks sweet, like the nice responsible guy that’s always there in a pinch and too often gets shit upon by flighty chicks.

#1 – just looks really, really young to me.

#2 – definitely the best looking. The hand gesture is a little weird – I’d want to know if this was some Rat Pack salute (in which case, ew!) or if he just happened to get caught as he was adjusting his glasses.

#3 – bothers me. He looks smug. His hair color looks fake, like they put baby powder in his hair for the school play or something.

#4 – definitely Eddie Haskell. Weird '50s vibe.

  1. Looks like a college frat boy. The kind I did (and still would) find highly annoying, particularly when he was with his group of frat boy friends. On his own, quite possibly quite pleasant, but rarely on his own.

2)No real opinion, but the half smile strikes me as more of a slight smirk. Not unattractive, but not necessarily one I’d take a second look at (unless the butt is really nice).

3)Looks like he’s partly through a mid-life crisis, with the spiked hair and goatee. Definitely don’t like the tie.

4)Plays golf. Grew up wealthy. Thinks he’s super attractive, but isn’t to me. Also vaguely reminds me of a grown up British schoolboy, but I don’t know why.

[ol]
[li]Very cute, in a frat boy kind of way. Funny, it’s just the necklace that makes me think “college.” He’s probably too young for me, and into nubile co-eds, but I’d do him.[/li][li]Not unattractive, but nothing special. None of these guys are smiling, and it looks the weirdest on this guy for some reason.[/li][li]The least attractive to me. He’s dressed up, yet his hair is unkempt and he can’t decide whether he wants to be wearing that tie. He’s not bad-looking, though – none of them are.[/li][li]The one I’d be most likely to date. Very cute, seems to be around my age, etc. I don’t get an Eddie Haskell vibe from him at all, but I agree with the “nice guy” vibe that Queen Tonya mentioned.[/li][/ol]
JThunder, will we get to find out the story behind these photos? :slight_smile:

Guy 1: Looks like Roger Clemens. Cute. College sweatshirt makes him look younger than I would have guessed just from his face.

Guy 2: The expression and gesture are a little odd. At first I thought he was touching his glasses. Then I thought it was a salute. Cute. Needs to smile.

Guy 3: Kinda smug looking or something. I don’t generally find suits attractive and that holds true again.

Guy 4: Reminds me of the guy from Murphy Brown. Cute. His expression is the closest thing to a smile (though I think it’s just a squint), and I like smiles.

It’s funny to reply and then read what others said. I wish I had thought of the Vulcan mind meld! :slight_smile:

Are you my missing twin sister? <and which one of us is the evil twin…>

My exact feelings about the 4 pictures…

I have a really bad habit of going for guys that look the most like a teddy bear so…

  1. Very cute. Sad eyes. I want to know what’s behind the eyes. It looks like he could be very sensitive and caring if you took away the frat boy look in clothing.

  2. Looks intelligent, so I could imagine having a conversation with him. But physically, not my type.

  3. Looks completely arrogant to me. Definitely not my type at all. Getting rid of the smug smile might be an improvement.

  4. Ummm, nice smile but too skinny for me. Kind of has that “geeky” look. I go more for “dorky” if that makes sense. LOL

I like 2, 3, 4 and 1 in that order.

  1. Seems intelligent, he smiles frequently (faint wrinkles) and takes care of himself at least as far as grooming.

  2. Successful looking, which implies wits, again, laugh lines, but his expression is a bit gaurded so he might not give me as much trust as I give him initially.

  3. Laugh lines, but a few worry creases at the bridge of his nose too, well groomed but hard to tell if he’s comfortable with himself because of the sun in his eyes.

  4. An anxious man, not comfortable, though cleanly. I might get along with him very well, but he’d make me tense just by his anxiety. I don’t see any laugh lines on his face, though he has sorrow lines at his mouth.

My preferences (were I even looking) are, well, none of them.

Guy 1: Looks like my brother, and he looks like a sports fan. I find the “big sports fan” type distasteful

Guy 2: Looks like a guy I’d like to have lunch with and just general hanging around stuff. He sends the vibe of having a dry, cutting wit, and I like that. How can I tell he’s sending me that vibe? Because he’s in the classic “vibe sending” pose :smiley:

Guy 3: Creepy old guy. I can’t tell you why. I just find him slightly creepy, almost predatory.

Guy 4: Total ass.

Let me clarify. This is that guy who says offensive things to others because he mistakenly thinks he’s being funny, and then when they get offended, maintains he’s just “kidding around”.

Guy #1: Looks like he stopped maturing in college, about twelve years ago. Looks-wise, he’s attractive, but not my type.

Guy #2: Is looking at me like he thinks I’m a little ‘off’. His lack of an upper lip makes him less attractive to me. He doesn’t look like he cuts loose too often, if ever.

Guy #3: I don’t like the hair or the goatee. The white shirt is boring, but the tie is very nice. He would have to make me laugh before I’d go out with him.

Guy #4: Really attractive, IMO. If that’s a soul patch under his lip, that’s not good, but it might just be a shadow. I don’t usually go for guys with pale eyebrows, but he would be an exception. There’s something very endearing about him. He’s sarcastic, but not mean, and he doesn’t take himself too seriously.
I could go on about him, but that would just be embarrassing.

Guy number one ~ Insecure. He’s attractive enough, but looks like he is waiting for the other shoe to drop. No thanks.

Guy number two ~ Intense. He looks serious, but also I see a smile lurking about him, and I like that.

Guy number three ~ Something about him just screams “cocky.” He looks like he has something to prove and wouldn’t mind getting in your face to prove it. No thanks.

Guy number four ~ He really doesn’t want to be there, does he? Aside from that, he’s ok looking.

Of the four, guy number two is my favorite. He looks like he’d be interesting, and knows what he wants without being an ass about it, and probably has a good sense of humor- or at least knows how to enjoy life.

They all look annoyed at having their picture taken, not one is smiling.

  1. Looks normal enough, young. He’s short. Works out a lot and drives a pickup truck or SUV.

  2. Is he pretending to be psychic? He looks perfectly average also. He looks the most at ease with himself, confident.

  3. This guy is either annoyed and bored or he’s a total dick, possibly both. His tie is ugly and it’s poorly tied. Drone by day, hipster wannabe by night. If you know him, tell him to lose the goatee and get a haircut and he may have a shot at making it past middle-management. I bet he wears penny loafers.

  4. Another average guy. Lives alone or with other guys and doesn’t know how to use an iron.