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02-14-2005, 11:08 AM
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Embarrasing attractions you have to movie characters.
You know, the kind of attraction you dare not tell your family or friends about, or else they'll think you're deranged. I'm not talking about human characters, either, so as an example, here's mine:
Seen the Hellboy movie? You know Abe Sapien? The fish guy? Yeah. I've got the hots for him. I have uncontrollable, perverted fantasies daily about him. I can't help it. It's horrible. Let's not even go into how many photos I have on my computer and the collectible figurines I have. Oh, dear Og, help me. It's so messed up, but it feels so gooood! Who's your shameful movie character desire? 
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#2
02-14-2005, 11:17 AM
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Well, the character was in both the television series and the movies, so I guess he counts. Worf, the Klingon. Tall, dark, deep voice, forceful personality, I wouldn't mind having my neck ache afterwards!
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02-14-2005, 11:30 AM
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Just anime characters - Yurika Misumaru & Lynn Minmei
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02-14-2005, 11:33 AM
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Hellboy.
I have a small poster of him and the BPRD keychain, but whenever I try asking stores about Hellboy action figures, they always give me odd looks. It's not exactly that shameful, because if my friends find out I can always point out that a certain percentage of them have the hots for the Phantom of the Opera. I have a crush on Abe Sapien as well. It's the way he moves and his voice, although I can't seem to find any posters of him for reasonable prices. I'm not sure if Nightcrawler is odd enough for this thread.
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#5
02-14-2005, 12:56 PM
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I'm sure the Dark Horse official site will have some toys, as well. Forget the local comic joint - I never had any luck finding anything at those kinds of places. I think Nightcrawler would count. 
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02-14-2005, 01:19 PM
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Just what do you do with the 12" action figure? Ok, I'll admit that I had a bit of a crush on The Little Mermaid.
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02-14-2005, 01:34 PM
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 I'd love to have the 4-foot-tall maquette to molest, but don't have the $300 to burn. It's a sweeeeeet maquette, too.
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#9
02-14-2005, 02:42 PM
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I think a lot of folks have developed an attraction to Helen "Elastigirl" Parr. And they're not embarassed to admit it.
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02-14-2005, 03:19 PM
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You, too, have found the Way of the Sainyed Miss Macross! PRAISE MINMEI!! <sparkley eyes>
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#12
02-14-2005, 03:46 PM
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 I have a Superman fetish. I know sex with a Kryptonian would likely kill me--and I don't care. And don't even get me started on my whole Luke Skywalker fantasy. Just think--control of the Force: he could touch me without even using his hands ... Really, I have an uncontrollable attraction to farmboys with strange powers.
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#18
02-14-2005, 04:41 PM
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Hm. The aformentioned Jessica Rabbit; And let's give a shout-out to Lola from Space Jam.
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02-14-2005, 05:02 PM
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02-14-2005, 05:17 PM
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Mr. Ujest is a nice, decent man and I love him and all that stuff, but if Captain Jack Sparrow ever sashayed up to my front porch....stick a fork in me, I am done.
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02-14-2005, 05:42 PM
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02-14-2005, 06:15 PM
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02-14-2005, 06:20 PM
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02-14-2005, 06:55 PM
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Then I guess I shouldn't encite jealosy by mentioning that I did actually date Worf a few years ago. Not that he would admit to it. But, tall dark, deep voice, forceful personality. Spoke Klingon with a perfect accent. Possessing a very large...sense of honor. It was obvious. And yes my neck ached (amoung other things).
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02-14-2005, 07:09 PM
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MmmmmmIndymmmmmm
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#29
02-14-2005, 07:31 PM
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How about Susan Sarandon in The Hunger, the scene where she has just consumed her boyfriend and is stumbling down the halls, covered in his blood. Sure, it was meant to be erotic as hell, but it's a far cry from what is considered sexy today.
If anyone knows where I could get a poster of that shot, I'd love to know. BTW, I just asked the wife; she came up with Michael Rooker starring in Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. Will that work, or should I ask her to think of a fish?
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#30
02-14-2005, 07:44 PM
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Mostly because Hikaru and Misa handled the love triangle (which wasn't, really) so much better in the movie than in the TV series. I'm not sure if that just makes Minmei's brattiness worse in comparison, or if it's objectively worse because there's no longer any positive feedback from Hikaru (or alcoholic assholishness from Kaifun, for that matter) to justify it... Now, if you mean the TV version, and are just expanding the OP (which I plan to below), while I disagree (I prefer Misa, personally, with Shammy a close second), you can disregard my post...at least she's just a brat (and I have my share of brats I like...), not a raging psychotic bitch trying to cling onto something that wasn't actually there in the first place. Anyway...to be On Topic... Expanding scope of the OP to TV series... A number of animated characters... But that's not embarrassing in and of itself... It's the frequency that I get the hots for UNDERAGED animated characters... Just to name a couple: Like Raven and Terra (Teen Titans TV series)...Uhm...and Beast Boy, too... And Shammy's clearly not underaged, being in the military, but she does have the youngish look and attitude. (And she's a brat, too... >_>) Ehm...and expanding again to video games... Rikku, from Final Fantasy X and X-2 is probably my favourite video game girl of all time. Yes, even in X, when she's 15... And Ellis from Battle Arena Toshinden... *shifty* Hush, you....
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#32
02-14-2005, 07:58 PM
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Oooh, Jessica Rabbit.... mmmm.... I'd play patty-cakes with her all day (and night) long...
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#33
02-14-2005, 08:25 PM
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DYRL is a darned good movie, but seriously incompatible with the TV series, no matter what anybody says. The existance of the Meltrandi being the biggest example that's not a massive spoiler for both versions.
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#34
02-14-2005, 09:17 PM
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Holly Would from Cool World
Another vote for Jessica Rabbit And if Omaha: The Cat Dancer had ever been in a movie . . .
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#35
02-14-2005, 09:22 PM
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Akima from Titan A.E. (hey, come on, she's voiced by Drew Barrymore!)
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02-14-2005, 09:33 PM
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#38
02-14-2005, 09:47 PM
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Dr. Aki Ross from Final Fantsay: The Spirits Within.
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02-14-2005, 09:59 PM
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Jareth, the Goblin King from Labyrinth. Hey, it's David BOWIE! And I was 17 when the movie came out.
I also like Nightcrawler. ANd when I was 5 I knew I was going to grow up to marry....Silver. Yes, the Lone Ranger's horse. Beat that! Davmi (Who is, btw, female)
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02-14-2005, 10:24 PM
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#45
02-14-2005, 10:50 PM
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I'm not sure what's so embarrassing about being attracted to attractive adult humans, with no particularly odeous personality flaws, just because they happen to be animated (and sometimes superpowered).
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#46
02-14-2005, 10:51 PM
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Some of the ladies in the Justice League Unlimited cartoon are just drop-dead sexy. Not Wonder Woman necessarily, but Hawkgirl, Black Canary, Zatanna, Supergirl, and Barda are all drawn very attractively. I've always liked the way Bruce Timm draws women, though.
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#47
02-14-2005, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Baker Well, the character was in both the television series and the movies, so I guess he counts. Worf, the Klingon. Tall, dark, deep voice, forceful personality, I wouldn't mind having my neck ache afterwards Quote:
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#48
02-14-2005, 11:37 PM
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#49
02-15-2005, 09:11 AM
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I guess I'm embarassed that I find Frodo in the LOTR movies extremely super attractive, cause, well, Elijah Wood is so young and I'm so old...(but at least he's over 18, ok?)
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#50
02-15-2005, 11:16 AM
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Try this one:
Dr. Girlfriend from The Venture Bros. Voice included.
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